Three-holer

A woman that can be fucked in 3 holes (i.e. the ass, mouth, and pussy)

Hey check out that Three-holer! She's fuckin' HOT!

by metalhead666 February 20, 2007

homer simpson

Probably the greatest character ever to grace the television screen. Incredibly dumb, yet insanely lovable. Full of classic quotes, stupid stunts, and an unending appetite. I love this man.

Hey, let's get stoned and watch Homer talk to Johnny Cash at the chili cookoff.

by Kristina January 12, 2004

Hoeregan

A big sloot willing to inhale a mans weiner by all means necessary. Enjoys sucking down on farts, dicks in butt, fingers in butt the works. Tends to put herself in ackward situations where the only outcome is a man sticking his valump weiner in her mouth.

Gallo: Wow! Hoeregan really stooped to a new low last night.
Bobby: What do you mean she slept in my room.
Gallo: BAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

by The Throate April 25, 2010

hoberg

Hooooooooooberg...a man who defies gravity on the pole. Strength of 10,000 Clays. Man who has seen many balls. The legend has it that his heart will forever belong to Sadie.

Announcer: First place goes to...
Crowd: Hoooooooooooberg (aka Hoberg)

by Bertha's Army September 27, 2013

homerowed

to be violently attacked with a keyboard. First used in Attack of the Show.

I was sitting in my office when suddenly I was homerowed by Kevin Rose

by katie tran April 1, 2005

Homer Simpson

Age: 39
Height: 6'
Weight: 239 (used to be 260 before he lost weight for Marge in "A Brush with Greatness.")
Kids: 2.5
IQ: 75
Three Favorite Things: Marge, Beer, and Donuts.

"Homer Simpson is the fat, selfish epitome of America." -Kang and Kodos

by G-Union February 24, 2004

honered

Pronounced with a long "o".

A portmanteau of "honored" and "boner," used to describe one being arroused by an honorific situation, especially by having vast amount of power bestowed upon oneself. The first recorded use was in a Tweet by a newly inaugurated American leader.

I am honered to serve you, the great American People, as the 45th president of the United States!

by Hotpotato88 January 22, 2017