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hooters

Hooters - boobs and also a restaurant chain.
Hooters - because steak tastes better with a hardon.
by Arbalest June 22, 2004
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A midnight hooter

A person use is a night Owl.
Someone who likes to stay up late.
One who sleeps all day & stays up all night.
I'm more of a midnight hooter kind of guy.
by Robert Michael Hensel April 13, 2008
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Sparky the Hooter

Highly unofficial and vulgar mascot of Wiess College, a huge cardboard penis constructed for NoD and paraded at the Homecoming game.
by Not R May 8, 2009
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homoerotic

adj.

Homosexual love or desire, or something that arouses such loves or desires, not necessarily homosexual in itself, but perhaps just hinting at it.
The relationship between Frodo Baggins and Samwise Gamgee in The Lord of the Rings Trilogy was somewhat homoerotic.

Top Gun is often described as having homoerotic undertones.

Gay porn is homoerotic.

Masturbating in the same room as a load of sleeping guys is homoerotic.
by Olsen Pickett December 10, 2004
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hooter hug

When a girl with big boobs (hooters) gives you a hug with her boobs in your face and her arms around your head tightly.
Naomi just gave me a hooter hug! I couldnt breathe!
by unshaved pubes February 25, 2011
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Hooters

Rather than give a REAL definiton, I've decided to go thesaurus on your asses:

Bosoms, Breasts, Bloomings, Crease Creatures, Deltoid Drawers, Fatsacks, Baby Fodder, Bust, Mamories (or Mammilla), tits, teats, udders, Monkey Lumps, Scapula Scones, Milkmeat, Globes, Tits, Infant Eateries, the Latter Lickable Ladyparts, Tatas, Dodongoes, Pearls, Thoraxes, Clavicle Clumps, Objects-of-my-desire, Suckling Stops, Endowment, Lactators, East and West Cleavage, Cones, Torpedoes, Eye Magnets, Chest Bulges, Flesh Convexities, the Weasels of the Chest, Where boys fear to tread, Porcelain Hills (the former adjective exchangeable with "ebony" or "golden"), Whack-Material, What Good dreams are Made of, the Ass-of-the-chest, Mounds, Grapefruit (or Oranges, Melons, and, in rare (and creepy) cases, grapes. The elderly are prone to "prunes"), Effeminite Masses, Knockers, Kitty Substitutes, Not-so-grassy Knolls, Jigglies, Hillocks, Gibbosities, Conjoined Humpbacks, Stacks, Bouncers, or Breasticles.
Man, I'd really like to dip my wick between that girl's hooters.
by Susurrus July 8, 2005
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Homoeratic

Adj- Describing a straight male who hits on other males while drunk.
Man he was sooo homoeratic last night.
by Brandon Goede September 26, 2005
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