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Heismanned

To get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. This definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone.
Shit! All of my college choices Heismanned me! Now I'll have to work in Glory Hole Alley with Nathan!
by Jolly Old Saint Prick March 14, 2003
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horsmorphic

One, who has spent, such a prolonged amount of their time around a horse, that they begin to resemble one of the face.

That person is said to be suffering from horsmorhpia.

Whilst legal, having sex with a horsmoprhic is verging on bestiality.
horsmorphic walks past...

multiple persons: neeeeeeeigh!
by nickw93 September 9, 2009
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Hoesmanship

1. Pertaining or relating to women who have the ability, or the looks, of a ho.

2. A criteria for judging the sluttiness/attractiveness of a woman.

3. The good body parts of a woman. Or at least, a girl with good curves.
Damn that girl has the looks for an A in Hoesmanship!!

Mmmm Mmmm! That's one fuyne piece of Hoesmanship!
by The Fo Show September 21, 2004
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Hoisty Mcshving

a person of any gender with undeniable beauty/ someone who makes others want to jump on them and lick their face/ a person who is incredibly attractive and has the ability to make you drool by just looking at them
Laura: ooh, check out that boy in the blue top over there
Kelly: wow, he is a real hoisty mcshving!
by derekthethird December 3, 2009
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Engine Hoist

Equipment designed to test the tensile strength of anything you have forgotten to disconnect in the engine bay
Damn, that Engine Hoist made quick work of the O2 sensor wire!
by Ducksnake February 14, 2008
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hoesmack

1. A hoe or girl that deserves to be hit or bitch-slapped.

2. When a girl smacks you in the back of your head really hard, especially when they have a ring on their finger and turn it so it makes direct contact with your head.
1. Oh man, that hoesmack has been pissing me off all day. She is really asking for it!

2. OW DAMMIT! I JUST GOT HOESMACKED BY SOME BITCH WITH A BIG-ASS RING!! OHHHHH...
by Dragunov January 27, 2004
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Hossmen

Dank ass basketball team with pink jerseys
Those hossmen feastin on that Kc premier trash
by Gotchabeach April 25, 2017
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