Hotard

(hō-tahrd) A mixture of "hoe" and "retard" implying that a person is both promiscuous and stupid.

Jessica: "Did Tyler seriously sleep with Courtney?! Who knows how many diseases she has! Why would he do that?!"

Jesika: "Because he's a hotard."

by winner42 October 14, 2011

Hootard

When someone is so dumb they would even be considered a retard in Whoville.

"Oh my god, Christie, that apple is SO green and shiny!"
"Damnit, Billy, you're such a hootard."

by Marilyn and Tori July 17, 2007

hotard

A girl or woman who follows hideous (often slutty) trends even though she knows they are ugly, just to fit into what is currently considered fashionable.

Girls who wear furry boots with their jeans tucked into them comes across instantly as hotards.

by drmroeau January 11, 2013

HeTard

A really good looking guy that's really stupid.
Very sad, because there's nothing to him after you've had him

James is really gorgeous; I'd do him.
I did. Great in the sack, but no brains whatsoever....a complete HeTard.

by yoiks April 13, 2006

Hotard

1. An extra dumb promiscuous slut - syn: hoebag, slutty mc slutterson

"The hotard shaved her ass so she couldn't catch crabs"

by ATLGuy June 24, 2014

HoeCard

Card that can be used to on a female to make them your Hoe

Ex: of HoeCard John pulls a hoe card on Sally now she is his hoe

by Bestduoese July 12, 2014

hetard

A word describing a mongolian retard who gets lost in licking the window. See also heeharr

Mongo is definately a hetard, he shows so many simalarities to corky.

by crank May 4, 2005