Hobknocker

A hobo who knocks on your door, waits for you to open the door, sprints into your house, steals all your food and runs out the back door

Those goddamn hobknockers stole my yoghurt!

by TH1RTE3N June 6, 2013

Hobnob knobjob

When a bird chews up a hobnob biscuit and gives you a blowie with the bits still in her mouth.

Mate, Michelle gave me the most wicked hobnob knobjob last night

by StickySteve87 June 4, 2021

cole hobeyn

This wild creature is from mexico and enjoys long walks on the beach, molesting small animals, throwing potatoes at people and dressing up like a rhinoceros. His best amigo is a pencilcase named Jeffery. Jeffery was murdered by a Giraffe though. Shit happens.

Cole Hobeyn was slapping an umpa lumpa with a bag of oranges

by SM!TTY? November 12, 2013

hobknocking

someone in the act of being a hobknocker: a hobknocker is someone that runs around and rubing there penis and balls on random people and , or kicking random people in the balls

example: kate ann sailor kicking people in the balls or rubbing her balls over a random person. this is what a hobknocking person does.

by onna1 June 22, 2009

Hobonanism

The act of masturbation as performed by the homeless.

Unlimited internet access in public libraries encourages hobonanism.

by Mikey Mongol April 14, 2007

hobknocker

one who masturbates in public restrooms

Sounds like theres a hobknocker in the next stall over.

by scenesinner February 7, 2009

hobknocker

someone who knocks your hobs

fuck you jerry Seinfeld you hobknocker you fucked my wife

by bigtiddykim March 4, 2017