hobbit

An insult given to small people.

"Keyligh You're A Hobbit"

by Stephen September 01, 2004

hobbit

A small person with curly hair, giant feet. Mostly has a foot fetish and an all-time, neverending menstruation in men (aka Manstruation). Usually an entrepreneur and/or a jew. For all intents and purposes, a manlet.

This midget is such a hobbit!

by SuperUnitato69 June 08, 2014

hobbit

A short annoying Person

Jarrod is such a Hobbit.

by D-R-A-K-E April 04, 2008

hobbit

v. When a group of young stoners persistantly elects one member of the group to carry out tasks found collectively difficult or undesirable by the rest of the group.

n. A person, often times high on pipeweed, who is repeatedly chosen to carry out the deeds the rest of a group (usually too stoned) are unable to perform.

1. Don't hobbit me bitch, I'll go get the damn beer when I'm good and ready.

2. Stoner 1: Hey man, you should go in the liquor mart and get everyone munchies, man.
Stoner 2: Why do you guys always have to make me the hobbit???

by Rockbubba November 24, 2007

Hobbit

v. to shave off pubic hair in the shower, leaving it to stick to the feet of the next person in the shower.

Dude, my brother inl aw shaved his pubers in the shower and left them there. Now they are all over my feet.

You have just beeen hobbited.

by bdogwagdiggity April 13, 2009

Hobbitting

An act of intimacy that involves pubic hair, glue and feet. You do the math.

Damn we hobbitted so hard last night I could barely walk!! Hobbitting is great

by Meowdontworryboutit April 07, 2021

hobbit

a small, sand-colored person resembling a hobbit.
this hobbit lurks everywhere, and you should wave at him.
this can be used to scare your dumb friends.

Lauren: "omg, look its the hobbit!"
Melissa: "hey hobbit! everyone wave!"
Frank: "omg.. where's the hobbit? im scared."
Lauren: "the hobbit just told you to gtfo."
Frank: *cries*

by the hobbit's nut May 04, 2008