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Calvin and Hobbes

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Calvin and Hobbes is The Best Comic EVER!
by Seaguls Of Santa!!! October 12, 2008
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Hobbes

1. a philosopher who had a very grim view of human nature. advocated a totalitarian state. author of Leviathan.

2. a stuffed tiger character from the greatest comic ever created, Calvin and Hobbes (whom my cat is named after).
1. Hobbes believed that in a natural state life would be "nasty, brutish, and short."

2. Hobbes likes to pounce on Calvin when he comes home.
by Jog DMC December 8, 2003
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Calvin and Hobbes effect

When you sit on the toilet for so long that your legs fall asleep, because you were distracted by reading. Originally caused by toilet-side Calvin and Hobbes and Far Side books, but has recently seen an explosion in incidence due to smartphones.
'My parents always thought I was ill when I was a kid on the toilet, but I was just distracted by transmogrifiers and Dobie-o-matics.'
-Doctor Oz, 'The Calvin and Hobbes Effect'
by AdmiralPercy November 5, 2016
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Welfare hobbits

Children produced in an effort to increase government funded aid.
D-Bone really enjoyed Janene's fine white badonkadonk... but those 9 welfare hobbits kept her from closing tha deal.
by Muffington P. Weathersby April 29, 2008
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hobbes

Best.Tiger.Ever.

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I've always wondered how a stuffed pet can be so cool...

Hobbes
by kame October 16, 2005
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hobbitses

pl. Hobbits, generally said by the creature Gollum (Smeagle).
Stupid hobbitses, tricksy hobbitses, always keeping it from us... yes, my precious. We wants it!
by Erwinsky December 23, 2003
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Take the Hobbits to Isengard

Euphemism, used when one would like to announce that they must take a poop.
"Where's the bathroom dude, I need to take the hobbits to Isengard"
by GadgetL May 20, 2008
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