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HOB

The Hall Of Boss. The most exclusive group for the most boss people.
I wish I was in the HOB.
by mrboss123 May 18, 2011
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Hob Gobbler

The Hob Gobbler is the name a of a legendary trickster figure that lives along Pine Mountain in the Appalachian Mountains. It is a devil that takes the form of a turkey, which sometimes grants wishes but sometimes pays tricks on those who seek it out.
Well he may show up to help if he said he would, but that boy aint no more reliable nor trustworthy than the old Hob Gobbler himself.
by JLApp August 26, 2013
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HOB

Noun Acronym for Horny Old Broad.
Refers to a drunk older woman who is looking for a younger man with some stamina for sex. If you can find a good looking one, you may learn a trick or two.
Dude, this bar is crawling with HOBs. A few more beers and "Here's to you Mrs. Robinson.."
by JnglKng April 13, 2005
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HOB

A coveted statistic in the sport of lacrosse. One HOB is granted to every player on a lacrosse team who does not step on the field, or even sniff the field, however this player is in uniform. Officially HOB stands for Hour on Bench, however one HOB is recorded for every quarter in which the laxer "rides the pine."
Laxer 1 - "How many Goals did I score?"
Statman - "3!"
Laxer 2 - "Suli, how many HOBs did I rack up that game?"
Statman -"Bro you racked up 4 HOBs, way to go!"
by MMMDelicious69 April 7, 2008
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Hobbed

When you try fingering the vagina, but end up in the cornhole, and instead of stopping and switching holes, you keep going like a champ!!
Dude i Hobbed that kid's mom's ass last night so hard i made her moan like a beaten coyote!
by Bigpoppi May 5, 2011
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get hobbed

Zito would get hobbed if his arm were ripped off.
by SanosukeDA October 2, 2017
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Hob Gob

Hob Gob (v): The act of hitting an empty bowl after you have smoked and cashed a bowl.
Rob: "Hey, I just cashed the bowl... you want the Hob Gob?"

Pam: "Hell yeah I want the Hob Gob!"
by goob2 June 11, 2018
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