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Noun Acronym for Horny Old Broad.
Refers to a drunk older woman who is looking for a younger man with some stamina for sex. If you can find a good looking one, you may learn a trick or two.
Refers to a drunk older woman who is looking for a younger man with some stamina for sex. If you can find a good looking one, you may learn a trick or two.
by JnglKng April 14, 2005
The Hob Gobbler is the name a of a legendary trickster figure that lives along Pine Mountain in the Appalachian Mountains. It is a devil that takes the form of a turkey, which sometimes grants wishes but sometimes pays tricks on those who seek it out.
Well he may show up to help if he said he would, but that boy aint no more reliable nor trustworthy than the old Hob Gobbler himself.
by JLApp July 13, 2013
A coveted statistic in the sport of lacrosse. One HOB is granted to every player on a lacrosse team who does not step on the field, or even sniff the field, however this player is in uniform. Officially HOB stands for Hour on Bench, however one HOB is recorded for every quarter in which the laxer "rides the pine."
Laxer 1 - "How many Goals did I score?"
Statman - "3!"
Laxer 2 - "Suli, how many HOBs did I rack up that game?"
Statman -"Bro you racked up 4 HOBs, way to go!"
Statman - "3!"
Laxer 2 - "Suli, how many HOBs did I rack up that game?"
Statman -"Bro you racked up 4 HOBs, way to go!"
by MMMDelicious69 April 08, 2008
When you try fingering the vagina, but end up in the cornhole, and instead of stopping and switching holes, you keep going like a champ!!
by Bigpoppi April 16, 2011
by SanosukeDA October 03, 2017
by goob2 May 30, 2018