HJ's

A shortened version of the fast food establishment "Hungry Jacks"

"Hey you wanna grab some Jungrys?"
"Yeah HJ's sounds good"

by fidgetKingfisher June 20, 2009

HJ Artist

A woman or man who is proficient at the art of the hand job.

"Hey Jim, how'd it go last night with Stacy?"
"Eh."
"What happened?"
"She's no HJ Artist. It was like she was shucking corn."
"Ouch."

by CarthOnasi December 24, 2008

hj over the pants

its when a girl is giving you a handjob over the pants

man, I was just watching a movie with that girl last night and she starting giving me a hj over the pants.

by beetlegeuse87 September 27, 2009

HJ BJ Combo

The act of giving a hand job and blow job at the same time. To use both your mouth and hands at the same time to pleasure a man's penis.

He really enjoys an HJ BJ combo

by adp7234 November 15, 2010

HJ Hands

When a person has nice looking hands for a hand job.

Hey, that girl has HJ hands.

by deeman#1 March 22, 2011

hj bandit

A person that gives handjobs very often.

A person that gives you a handjob quickly and sneakily and than runs off.

Rob: This ice cream is damn good bish!
Bill: Oh fuck man there is an hj bandit over there!
Rob: Cover yourself.
Bill: *Making gasm sounds*
Rob: NO!!!! I was too late!!!!!

by PPK Beast April 3, 2009

HJ Rancid

A stereotypically fugly Hungry Jack's employee. Usually found working on the drive-through so as to keep more distance between it and the customer.

"Check out HJ Rancid there in the drive-through."

by Proctor July 10, 2004