Hillbilly

People that love to drink moonshine and LOVE FUCKING THEIR COUSINS

We hillbilly bastards love moonshine and having sex with our cousins

by KoB king May 7, 2017

hillbilly

A species of wild male goat that inhabits small/low mountains.

Hillbilly goats are easier to domesticate because it’s not so treacherous to chase and capture them than it is to climb high/rugged terrain in pursuit of the lofty-mountain-peak dwellers.

by QuacksO September 11, 2018

hillbilly

Britney Spears and/or her hubby

Britney Spears is a hillbilly

by luizza July 9, 2006

hillbilly

Simple minded, rural and inbred. Poor excuses for homosapiens. Diet Consists of roasted racoon and roadkill. usually has around 12 children, all named cleetus, britney or clancey. Lives in trailers or shacks. often mistaken for game. the combined IQ of a family of hillbilly's often challenges the IQ of the raodkill they eat, which is approximatly how many teeth they have (less then 5)

Phrases often used:
ma (mother)
pa (father)
food (roadkill)
crocodillo (rodent)
spoon (any general tool)
ahuhug (hillbilly laugh)
toilet (sink)
them posh city folk (humans)
aha ahugugh (pass the salt)

only a true hillbilly can point out the direction of 'yonder'
hillbillys often get gas money by selling their truck.

hillbillys are also known as:
rednecks
hicks
yokels
country folk
inbreds
trailer park white trash

'i dun got me some roadkill, ahuhug'
'id rather you be quiet, stupid hillbilly'
'dawng..yous posh city folk..err..ahuhug.'
'look ma...i fund a spoon an its reel shiney like ahug.'

by Deano Griffin July 12, 2006

hillbilly

someone who has a nice little band containing a wash board, a whiskey jug, and two spoons. and also doesn't appreciate when someone is PLAYIN POSSUM.

"ya bettah not be plahyin possum wit me boy"

by olivia September 27, 2003

hillbilly

An inbreed redneck, that likes to do his mom...catches racoons, and only has one tooth. Wears overalls and smells like a nasty skunk. Also lives in west virginia and has 6 toes on one foot

why was the tooth brush invented in west virginia..because if it wasnt, it would be called the teeth brush.
A hillbilly invented the tooth brush to brush his one tooth

by nick April 11, 2004

hillbilly

1. a rural person

2. a southern Appalachian hill dweller

Those hillbillys are such losers.

by Light Joker May 25, 2006