High Tech High Media Arts

HTHMA is a public high school residing in the school district of San Diego, California. The students attending this school contain above average academic skills and succeed at life overall. These skills contained by these students lead to a successful after-school life for these children. 100% of these students end up acquiring masters degrees in ass-kicking. Other High Tech High Schools (such as HTH and HTHI) end up with less successful students, forcing the people attending those schools to be jealous. They often try to poke fun at HTHMA, but this is due to an outrageous amount of jealousy striking even the staff at other HTH schools. In the end, HTHMA is the school that produces the overall most kick-ass students in the world.

HTHMA Student: Hey! I just got into High Tech High Media Arts

HTHI Student: Wow, I wish I was you, then I could be

successful at life... I got into HTHI

HTHMA Student: Awww... Im so sorry

by LoveDoctor69 October 26, 2011

High Tech Red Neck

Someone whose computer mouse sports a big chrome grille and a pair of "back off" mud flaps.

bubba: why doez yer baseball cap say DEC instead of CAT?
htrn: d00d...RTFM!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who has a rifle rack mounted across the front of hiz monitor.

bubba: dat 30-30 iz blockin da view of dat fine brood sow ya got dare.
htrn: oh, so ya like mah wallpaper, eh?

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High Tech High

the fourth circle of hell

man, you go to high tech high? sorry.

by Balla June 3, 2003

High Tech Red Neck

Someone who calls hiz geneology software hiz "Lil Black Book".

bubba: d00d, yr family tree ain't got no branchez!
htrn: yeah, nothin ta break yr fall when i push ya out of it!

by daDebil January 16, 2004

High tech weaving

High speed bike ride on trafficked road moving, overtaking in a winding or zigzag fashion; avoiding/evading cars, pedestrians and other obstacles. A bike messenger usually does this and is very dangerous

New York Alleycat race is an evil race in spirit and riders, doing high tech weaving through heavy traffic and checkpoints in the city.

by kidlat.biker April 17, 2011

High Tech High School

High Tech High School is a school Locted in Secaucus, NJ. It was formerly located in North Bergen, NJ, but moved because the building was old as fuck. Dunno why it’s called “High Tech” when the wifi here is literally so ASS. The dumbass defab majors take up 3/4 of the entire school. Dance majors and musical theatre majors are obviously superior because hello? We’re talented.

The school is mostly white girls who dye their hair blonde and you will rarely see any cute guys. There’s at least only 15 cute guys here. Juniors always vape in the bathroom and ask the freshies if they wanna hit.

Broadcasting kids are usually nerds or very attractive (50/50 chance). A bunch of white guys who preach about how saying the n word isn’t bad.. and a few shady dance majors who give people side eyes. Drama majors are always goofy bro those mfs don’t know how to SHUT UP!

Unnecessary classes like what the fuck is Math proficiency and why do we need to take it? We got a couple of teachers and counselors who are Pitbull look-alikes. We got a dumbass principle who dresscodes girls for even showing a GLIMPSE of their stomach. Freshmans here are short as fuck bruh and sensitive as hell. But hey they’re funny.

Mfs stay mad because our school has more fun shit than theirs LOL! No we’re not potheads.

“You go to high tech high school?”
“Yeah.”
“Shut the fuck up”

by ifuckinglovemetal November 9, 2021