college hibernation week

The first week of summer break in which college students who return home, primarily first-year students, make up for lost sleep.

Person 1: Why isn't he picking up his phone?
Person 2: Calm down, it's college hibernation week.

by FlyingOctopus89 June 5, 2009

Hokie Hibernation

The time between January and August when Hokie Nation (the people that follow Virginia Tech) have no sporting events worth watching since they are a one sport school.

Student 1: "Time for Hokie Hibernation until August since we lost to Michigan the other night in football."
Student 2: "Yeah, we suck at every other sport and have never won a national championship in anything."
Student 1: "What about bass fishing?"
NCAA: "That is not a real sport.

by Hayweed January 6, 2012

Hibernation Semen Sickness

Related to Kyoto Solo. Hibernation Semen Sickness is what your partner feels and experiences after you have given them a Kyoto Solo. The effects do pass in time.

Dude 1 - "You gave her a Kyoto Solo ?. Man, did she get HSS (Hibernation Semen Sickness) ?"
Dude 2 - "Oh yeah. Her sight came back pretty quicky though."

by Julio Mandell April 19, 2011

hibernation mode

Used to describe long periods of sleep (usually 12 hours+) following a long, hard or stressful day and/or making up for lost sleep

Sorry I didn't get your message. I havnt slept for shit all week, I passed out round 10 and went into hibernation mode till 11 the next morning.

by SevenEvils October 22, 2015

hibernation bear

A girl who goes into hiding during winter because she hates the cold so much. You won't see her until spring comes and she's finally shaved her legs.

Ashley is my little hibernation bear from October until May.

by sly foxy December 20, 2016

Hibernation

When bears go night night

Bear: ima go to hibernation See ya

by xoxo gi August 18, 2019

hibernate

A) antiquated definition: what animals do in order to survive winter

B) modern definition: to hook up with a winter fuckbuddy on Craigslist.

C) very offensive: what people suffering from seasonal mood disorder should do.

I so need to hibernate definition b) this winter.

by Sexydimma November 20, 2014