hemmosexual

a sexual orientation where you are only attracted to luke hemmings.

Person: Dud michael totally likes you
Me: Sorry i'm a hemmosexual

by thelinzz June 22, 2014

Heatsexual

a terrifying cringe worthy fake sexuality used by horny 10 year old gacha kids

Person 1: hey person 2, i'm leaving the closet
Person 2: Yay! i'm so happy for you! i will support you no matter what
Person 1 i'm heatsexual uwu im so qUiRkY
Person 2: BEGONE TH0T

by DemonDoggo1 March 14, 2021

Hobosexual

Adjective. The opposite of metrosexual; one who cares little for one's own appearance.

Examples: Michael Moore, Peter Jackson.
First documented hobosexual - John the Baptist.

by mellow_harsher April 11, 2005

exosexual

A term used to describe a person that finds aliens sexually attractive.

Person 1: Damn! Lizzie is such a nice person, she is beautiful, too! I wonder if she would like to have dinner with me...

Person 2: Sorry, bro. I hate to break it to you, but she is exosexual, so, unless you are an alien, go find someone else.

by FrStrat December 20, 2022

tu madre es homosexual

the spanish version of your mom gay

used to throw your opponent off

Joe: you suck i bet ur mom is dead
Me: oh yeah well tu madre es homosexual you communist scoundrel

by lil booty wipe February 21, 2018

Hobosexual

a person of the opposite sex who come to visit you and wants to stay and live with you and start a relationship because they are homeless.

Chris, that hobosexual, stopped over and tried to give me a french kiss.

by zannish October 6, 2016

shrek is a homosexual walrus

The term used by scientists to define the phenomenon that is when a green ogre has sexual intercourse with a walrus of the same gender, this teaches kids that you shouldn't be messing around with Shreks or walruses.

A 9 year old:"Did you know that Shrek is a homosexual walrus?!"
His dad:"NO YOU FOKIN CUNT, GET 2 BED ROIT NAO,YOU CHEEKY LITTLE BASTARD!"

by Shrek is love_Shrek is life. October 8, 2014