heterometrosexaphobia

Mike is a heterometrosexaphobia. Which means he's a tower but acts gay

Mike, hehehehe

by It's a secret February 16, 2004

heterocentricity

Giving privilege, whether by action or thought to heterosexual behavior or desire.

Heterocentricity occurs when insurance plans cover different-sex partners but do not provide coverage for same-sex partners.

by psychologist October 15, 2013

heterolesbian

a woman who has sex with both a woman and a man; a woman that is both lesbo and heterosexual.

She is a heterolesbian. She enjoys both women and men.

by uttam maharjan September 1, 2010

heterolesbianism desire

When a strapping young lad comes to find himself sad, he reflects on his desires he may find himself in mires. The decrepit land makes him sweat from his gland. He pined and pined but to no avail, for he was male. He could not sway this limp bitch, she will not fulfill his jock itch. Sad and soulless she is worse than a sloth, the boy must clean himself with a cloth.

Brian: Ahh, damn, Jim is in love with that lesbian girl. Too bad she won't ever like him.
Joe: Jim has a case of heterolesbianism desire I see. I'll have to suck him off again tonight.

by Limp Dick Mo March 5, 2019

heterosect marriage

Marriage between two different religions belonging to either the same group or completely different.

Liam is catholic and Shafilea is Jewish. Therefore, they are having a heterosect marriage.

by polish(ed)bestie April 10, 2020

heterodextrous

dominant use of one hand for approximately half of activities, and the other hand for the other half.; Equally divided hand dominance; though not able to use the other hand well for a specific activity
In other words, different from ambidextrous, in which either hand may be used for most activities

I write left-handed, use most tools right-handed; play golf and swing a bat left-handed, but throw and play tennis right-handed, therefore, I am a clear example of a heterodextrous person.

by Chris Magnuson April 15, 2020

Heteroseteral

A person that has a head and is a homosexual, so basically anybody that is a homosexual.

Last night, I had sex with a heteroseteral. That technically doesn't make me a homosexual, right?

by lidlmb March 19, 2023