Heteromestic

The type of lifestyle that was once almost exclusively the domain of straight, white, married couples: house in the suburbs, two kids, minivan, beige walls, bland food. Starting in the early 2000s,however, the lines between this and the homomestic lifestyle have blurred, as gay couples get legally married and raise children in increasing numbers, while suburban straight couples discover the joys of chevre and beurre blanc, cobalt blue dining rooms, and anal fingering.

Scott and Giselle's happy, heteromestic bliss started to crumble the moment Scott took his first bite of kimchi fried rice.

by mkemankws March 21, 2016

Heteroflexual

The definition pertains to an individual that flexes on hoes and/or thots. These individuals flex on these so called hoes with their wealth, their drip or their enormous clout.

Mark: Why you always leaving bad bitches on read?
John(A heteroflexual) : I got too much ice on my fingers to text back.
Mark: Man that's heteroflexual as fuck!

by Paraswank February 22, 2019

heteromexual

A white person whom is attracted to Mexicans or a Mexican whom is attracted to white people

Molly: DAMNN! JAVIER IS H0T!
Fernanda: Are you serious? That muchacho won't ever fall for a gringo like you!
Molly: But he's heteromexual like me!

by Gringo Mexican July 25, 2019

Heteroflexible

A straight man thats open to messing around with other guys whenever he just wants to bust a nut.

I can be heteroflexible if theres no females around

by Valencia91 September 4, 2020

heteroflexable

A heterosexual person who at times can find members of the same sex sexually appealing

Marlon Brando is heteroflexible

by BiPat September 13, 2004

Heteroquestionable

When someone tries to pass as heterosexual (married, kids, etc.) but everything about them screams homosexual. Perhaps the person knows that he/she is gay but is denying his/her impulses (for whatever reason). Or, perhaps, they are not in tune with their inner gayness and do not realize their true nature.

I would swear that my hair dresser, Jack, is gay. However, he's married with a kid. I still swear he's gay. I guess he's heteroquestionable.

by MOchick November 2, 2006

Heteroceraphagi

A person who collects moths and then eats them. Could also refer to any other moth eating creature, but sounds cooler when used as a descripto-derogatory term.

Hassan: Hey, look at this beautiful moth that landed in front of my door.
Abeer: Omg Omg, dude, I collect moths. Can you give this to me?
Idris: Hassan, don't give it to her, she's a heteroceraphagi

by IdricoBanderas November 26, 2013