hershey squirts

also known as diarhea- the runs- or the shits
nah i cant come out tonight- mary slipped exlax in my drink n i've got the hershey squirts like a motha fucka
by ...mary May 04, 2003
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hershey squirt

1. (n) the result of when one farts and defication/poop/shit comes out (does not need to be an extensive amount).

2. one has completed a hershey squirt when he/she farts and makes a hershey kiss in his/her pants at the same time.

3. (adj) used to describe a wet, squisy sounding fart.
bob: *faaarrrttt-squiisshhh!!!!!* (makes a wet, squishy fart)

fred: dude, bob, that was one effing HERSHEY SQUIRT!... you better check your pants!
by r-Y-a-N October 06, 2005
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Hershey Squirts

When you shove a chocolate bar so far up your ass that it can't be pulled it out. You proceed to pour hot water in, wait for it to melt and start sticking to your inner rectum. You then bend over and squeeze it out into a cup and sell it to somebody as chocolate milk and watch them drink it.
Selling your hershey Squirts is considered illegal yet highly satisfying.
by Devia February 19, 2018
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Hershey's Squirt

When a girl with diarrhea does a handstand while naked and the guy shoves a straw in her ass and drinks it like a milkshake
Dude that girl totally let me enjoy her Hershey's squirt
by FuckedUpTrump May 20, 2020
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hershey squirt

(n) a miniscule squirt of shit, often with a tail akin to a Hershey's Kiss
"You laid out a hershey squirt on the counter? I hope no one mistakes it..."
by Bystrick March 22, 2003
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Hershey squirt

Hershey squirt is when you go number 3 and it is basically liquid
yo dude I just got some Hershey squirts up here I feel bad for the next person who walks in there.
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hershey squirts

A severe form of diarrhea caused by a bacterial agent or by eating spicy food.
I got the hershey squirts after eating leftover Taco Bell food.
by AYB March 19, 2003
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