Herpes Hot

an extreme level of physical attractiveness where the existence of herpes becomes irrelevant to whether one would engage in sexual intercourse with that person.

I found out that she had herpes, but she is so hot that I still hooked up with her. She's Herpes Hot.

by numberoneskank April 10, 2012

herping

v. to search for reptiles or amphibians

They were herping all morning and saw three rattlesnakes

by reptiles October 4, 2002

Herpes Ninja

One who can have sex with a herpies infected person several times and still come out clean.

I'm a Ninja I'm a Herpes Ninja!
Man I got away with sleeping with that cuz I'm a Herpes Ninja.
I can sleep with her cuz I'm a Herpes Ninja.

by omega123180 February 26, 2010

herpsnitch

a snitch who either has herpes or you wish had herpes.

Voldemort thinks Harry Potter has the herpsnitch.

Harry Potter tested positive for the herpsnitch.

by BE Married <3 November 21, 2010

herpasyphilaids

rare disease which causes dickenpox contracted through sexual contact with a transvestite cadaver

o shit i have herpasyphilaids

by killmeihavenolife December 25, 2009

Glitter Herpes

Meaning 1: Finding glitter on ones self after wearing it many days prior.

Meaning 2: Finding glitter on yourself or someone else and neither of you wear glitter.

I have glitter herpes on my ear, what the hell, that rave was a week ago.
OMG I totally caught glitter herpes from that stripper.

by Divagoth December 21, 2010

Herpies Tea

A very weak tea, as made by people in the office who drink out of rubbish mugs that look like they've never been washed

Tony: hey, did katie make you a tea?
Paul: yeah, it was a proper Herpies tea....

by hamboner2013 March 27, 2013