canadian heritage moments

A series of 30-second commercial spots that describe events in Canadian history. The acting quality in these low-budget commercial spots is rather poor.

Halifax Explosion: "Come on Vince! Come on!"
School Board dumbass: "Both of ye know I cannot read a word."
Mountie Sam Steel: "He didn't even have a gun! Why didn't I shoot that guy?"
First Multiplex: "You don't like 15? How about 21?"
First Microwave Comm Network: "We'll BUILD a cable car!"
Inventor of Basketball: "But I need these baskets back."
Creator of Superman: "A superhero in tights? It will never fly Joe."
Underground Railroad: "WHERE'S PA?!?!"
Arctic natives: "Now the people will know we were here."
early explorers: "That word they used, 'Canada'. I think it means 'the village'."
defense of Quebec: "I will answer from the mouth of my cannon."
Laura Second: "Take me to Fitzgibbon."
Irish refugees: "We need to keep our Irish names!"
OTHERS: jailed French author, native American refugees, Signal Hill (first wireless broadcast), WWII female fighter pilot, many more...

by ProudCanadian September 3, 2005

heritage bro

A masculine hipster sub-genre explicably defined by a combination of finely manicured beard hair (possibly accented by a waxed mustache), flannel clothing, skinny jeans, a preference for the great outdoors, and a pronounced interest in manual labor, do-it-yourself craft making and handiwork. They typically enjoy hearty ales as well as farm-to-table food that they have probably harvested themselves. A heritage bro often identifies as a libertarian and wields an axe.

"Dude, that hipster looks like Paul Bunyan!"
"That's a heritage bro."

by ravie December 2, 2013

Hrithik

A handsome man with light eyes and caramel brown hair. Very good-looking and athletic, muscular and a real good person to date. Caring and kind, but funny in many ways

Hrithik is so sexy

by SexyIndianGod7 November 8, 2022

Colleyville Heritage High School

Where everyone is fake and their mom are fake blondes with dramatic eyelash extensions and orange spray tans. There are also toilets in the smoke room. Colleyville kids throw open house parties only for them to be busted in an hour.

“I popped 3 addys before class”
“Oh you must got to Colleyville Heritage High School”

by funnyaznfag December 9, 2019

Hilliard heritage

Hilliard heritage got the shittest staff the principals are garbage and will get you in trouble for the smallest things

Heritage is the most Rachet school

Mohammed: goes into gym at hilliard heritage

Principal: gives him in school suspension

by Dwabtitshhhhh September 4, 2021

Hrithik Roshan

Hrithik is the most greatest, talented, versatile Bollywood actor! And not to mention, the hottest. Has a killer body and the most gorgeous, mesmerizing green eyes humanity has ever seen.
He is also named most handsome actor in world this year while he was at the 3rd place last year.
He is often considered as the definition of handsomeness.

Person 1: Do I look handsome today?
Person 2: Yes, you are looking like Hrithik Roshan.

by Roman 007 October 11, 2018

Horith4601

Horith4601 is the username of a homosexual, long haired, ginger, male teenager, that collects weapons and thrives on Atheist vs Theist debates, with Matt Dillahunty as the atheist representative.

Yo, you heard of that one gay long haired ginger?

Oh. you mean, "Horith4601?"

by Horith November 24, 2022