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Hamburger Pimp 

Character from the 70's era Blaxpoitation film Dolemite. Notable for his use of crack cocaine, knowledge of the ghetto in which he resides, and his ability to obtain hamburgers from the hamburger stand free of charge... because he is indeed a hamburger pimp. Also has his own funky theme song whenever he hobbles around.
Dolemite: Weeell if it isn't the Hamburger Pimp. Say, Hamburger Pimp!

HP: Ayy fella you don't know me man... uhh... who you talking to anyway. Better get on befo' you get jumped on.

Dolemite: Now who's bad enough to do all of that?

HP: Well, me, nigga, me! Man, I'm so bad I kick my own ass twice a day. He ain't sayin nothin.

Hesburgerking 

(noun) used to describe drug dealers in the dark web in Scandinavian countries, notably Finland. 'Hesburgerking' is a combination of known hamburger restaurants Hesburger and Burgerking.

**At police interview**

Police: Where did you order the drugs?
Suspect: I think I got them from Hesburgerking.
Police: Who is Hesburgerking?
Suspect: I don't know.

(book) A controversial Finnish 2021 non/fiction true crime book (ISBN: 978-952-7438-00-8 ) written by Sofia Belorf.
Set in the international criminal world from the 1970's to 2019. The book centers around a Finnish international drug criminal identified only as X and his connections to the biggest Finnish drug dealer in the dark web known only as Hesburgerking.
The police could only establish that somebody known as Hesburgerking advertised cocaine on the dark web.

This is some excellent coke man, it must be from Hesburgerking?
Hesburgerking by jassuran June 18, 2023

hamburger slide 

when you stuff her anus with a big mac, and urinate into the stuffed hole.
yeah I was shaggin' her last night, I even gave her the ol' hamburger slide

gerburger 

ger is short for nigger and burger, well what color is it.
tyrone went to blackdonalds to get a gerburger
gerburger by gerburg August 8, 2008

Hamburger Ass 

When a 3D model got an ass like Moses parted it, looking like a hamburger with pussy and ass filling.

This saying was popularized by Arhoangel who tried to make models for overwatch characters that had huge hamburger asses looking like he just got out of mcdonalds

Aint no body want to click on a gif thinking they can get some nice widowmaker pussy then they see some hamburger lookin' ass out of no where, thats not what we mean when someone lookin like a snacc
"Widowmaker has a fucking hamburger ass."
"That ass looks like the red sea in the bible."
"This animation is trash because of dat hamburger ass."
Hamburger Ass by DATBOI6998 February 21, 2018

Hamburger 

An inhabitant of the German port city of Hamburg
He is from Hamburg; A real Hamburger!
Hamburger by anonimously December 28, 2005