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pickled herring

The act of leaving your penis inside a woman's anus during sex, after sex, and for the duration of that evening while you sleep.
I got a pickled herring last night. It was not as cool as I had been told.
by Jackie Chuther May 4, 2006
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herring

one who posseses red/pink/orange hair
Jarrad is the biggest herring, his hair could stop traffic.
by sam July 2, 2004
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Blonde Herring

1. A blonde woman who seems to be very attractive from behind or at a distance, but after turning around she is actually very ugly.Usually happens in clubs when you are very drunk.

2. A very unusual fish.
1. (2 Blokes in a club)

Bloke 1: "Fucking hell look at that blonde over there i'd love to give her one mate".

Bloke 2: "You're not the only one mate i wanna bend her over that table over there".

(At this point the blonde woman turns around and she looks about 50 and has black teeth)

Bloke 1: "Jesus christ she looks worse than your mother!".

2. (Two blokes on a fishing trip, one has just caught a fish)

Bloke 1: "What the fuck is THAT!? It's got yellow hair!".

Bloke 2: "It's a blonde herring isn't it you stupid wanker".
by D Bro September 14, 2008
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Filthy Herring

When a guy is fucking a girl in the ass and he headbutts her in the back of the head, causing her to pass out. He then flips her over and takes a shit on her chest and titty fucks her. This is a combination of the Donkey Punch and Chilli Dog.
Neil: Dude, you sick fuck, did you really give that girl a Filthy Herring.

Jordan: Ya, and she still called me the next day!

Neil: What a slut!
by luv951-2 April 3, 2009
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straw herring

When an argument is rebutted by saying it is both a 'red herring' and a 'straw man.' (Usually done at different times.) As the two fallacies are incongruent, this term itself will eventually be incorporated into informal logic as a fallacy.
My opponent's counter argument is a straw herring. First he claims my example is an irrelevant distraction from the topic, (red herring)then goes on to assert I created it using his words out of context so I could attack this erroneous extrapolation of his words and then declare victory. (straw man)
by Recursive Prophet January 17, 2009
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mayor herrington

a crook who has run memphis down to the ground!!! he has also been under several investagations from the FBI. he is the reason why memphis always has one of the highest crime rates in the u.s.a.
the last election mayor herrington won his campaning slogan was " shakein dem haters off"
by nick castle June 9, 2008
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Herbinator

A person named Herb who is large in penis size.
I am a Herbinator!
by Anonymous February 15, 2003
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