Hemorager

When a person gets both and erection and a severe bleeding from their penis. Usually ends fatally.

-A 27 year old in Minnesota was transported to an hospital after he got an hemorager. The man died after a few hours, bleeding out of his manly bits.

by The Sugar Gobbler April 13, 2023

memorrhage

Condition where a computer program leaks memory profusely over time, eventually causing massive slowdowns, random crashes, and general mayhem.

My program memorrhaged all night and died on the operating system table.

by Fred Beamer December 6, 2007

haemorrhage

why aren't there more definitions for this word wtf, anyways an escape of blood from a ruptured blood vessel.

person 1: haemorrhage

by ring a ding July 24, 2021

hemorrhagical

To see someone bleed so much and still live that you are actually amazed. That there was that much blood lost and they are alive is magical.

Did you see how much blood that guy lost. He is still alive. That was so hemorrhagical.

by J. Phillips December 28, 2007

hemorage

To freak out, stress or have an unpleasant epiphone in a short moment that result in you hemoraging, not in your brain, but in your pants.

Omg i just hemoraged!

by choges April 10, 2008

Hemorrhagic Technophilia

A disorder in which one bleeds technology!

that greg spends all his time researching new martin products. He totaly has a bad case of hemorrhagic technophilia.

by Gregy miccuntmuffin March 11, 2010

Hemorrhagism

When blood is present in your ejaculate.

I banged this girl so hard last night I hemorrhagismed all over her face.

by Tomahawk_Tipton November 10, 2012