Helmer-Pod

A small poop nugget that is stuck in ones butthole.

Marlene is walking funny again, think it might be a Helmer-Pod.

This Helmer-Pod is driving me crazy, I can’t even chainsaw-fart it out!

by em el soups February 9, 2019

Heinerscheid

The process of letting woke company ideology get in the way of common sense, to the point of it costing you billions in revenue and/or market capitalization, and when such mistakes are realized, instead of pivoting to normalcy you double down thus destroying the company in the process.

Costanza just hired Ravi from Harvard to reinvigorate our brand, I hope he doesn't pull a Heinerscheid and take us down in the process.

by Weebs67 August 9, 2023

handburglar helper

Similar to the stranger this maneuver entails pirating the use of someone else's hand whilst they are sleeping for the use of masturbation.

Since she was too tired for sex, after she fell asleep he did the handburglar helper.

by Morlun July 26, 2008

Timothy Heller

some idiot that lied about rape for clout

“Hey have you heard about Timothy Heller?”

“Yeah she’s complete and utter scum”

by ZoeyLBBH August 24, 2019

Hefnerflefnerflef

A word used to describe a stupid comment someone made. Usually something rude or anyoing that you dont want to respond to, can be responded to using this word.

Carl- Hey dude, your mom is ugly.
You-Hefnerflefnerflef

by UrbanWordz December 3, 2010

Henler

The ship name for Dustin Henderson and Michael Wheeler on the Netflix show Stranger Things.

It's never gonna happen but I love it anyway and it's very underappreciated.

local: "I ship mileven so hard"
st fan: "I think you'll find byeler is the way to go and makes much more sense as a ship"
another st fan: "I agree, but henler is also great. I love me some henler."
st fan: "That's never gonna happen, Jade."
another st fan: "I think you'll find it's already happening in my head."

by henlerisunderappreciated November 11, 2018

pipefitter helper

A Pipefitter helper is a young kid usually a next of kin to upper management. He's usually hiding in a porta-Jon or flirting with the tool room girl.

Where's the Pipefitter helper? He's probably hiding in a portajon

by Bouché December 8, 2015