madagascar hissing cockroach

when a guy takes a little poopie and puts it in the girls bum bum and she re-shits it out so it kinda looks like a cockroach.

oh baby, do the madagascar hissing cockroach!

by Dick Cummingsworth August 16, 2006

Hissing Cockroach

When you violently spit on someone's penis then give them a handjob.

My mom gave me a hissing cockroach and it's the best feeling i've had in my life!

by Retarded Horse April 24, 2016

Hissing Hornet

Popping a pimple and placing the pus on your toungue, then making out with your partner while passing the pus back and forth and eventually swallowing it

I gave my girlfriend a hissing hornet

by Andrew Sullivan September 19, 2008

Hissing Wolverine

Hairy Vagina or pussy.

"You know that girl down the street? - "Yeah, why?" - "She has a hissing wolverine."

by DocWarren September 3, 2011

heising

(n.)(heised) getting your punk-ass kicked outside of whitecastle

a black-eye, broken jaw; You just got heised, motherfucka!

by 0nceler March 19, 2003

hissing snake

when one possesses a floppy and ejaculates by shaking their penis with no hands

Janis: that guys a total badass! he hissing snake'd all over me!

by nighthawk211211211 June 19, 2009

Hissing Dragon

To thrust right when you are about to cum inside your girls mouth and then slam your hand on top of her head which will make her choke and the sound of her choking and looking back up at you which is called the Hissing Dragon.
Also refers to what your girl will look like after.

Dude 1: vro last night I was gettin some action and made my girl do a Hissing Dragon!

Dude 2: Yo, that must've hurt.

Random Girl: My boyfriend did that to me and my throat has been sore ever since.

by lilromeoz October 31, 2017