Heisey

To selfishly hoard the hookah hose when smoking a hookah with several people.

To keep the hookah hose for an unacceptable amount of time before passing it.

Stop Heiseyin' that shit and pass the fucking hookah hose!

by Heis July 24, 2008

Heinecant

When you drink too much Heineken and you are unable to obtain an erection or ejaculate.

"I drank to much Heineken at the bar I pulled a Heinecant when I got home with Sally."

by Dekman August 26, 2006

Heineken player

A sportman/women who is born with a gift which cannot be taught. Someone with the abilty to do the unthinkable.

Can also be used to praise someone who has worked efficently at work.

"Hatem Ben Arfa, he is our heineken player"
"Well done today Ben you were the heineken player of the team"

by Next BANTER!!! September 22, 2011

Heinekurine infection

When you have sex is a car outside a bar in vegas for so long that the pussy gets dried up and you already used up all your spit, so you grab the heineken that you walked out of the bar with and pour it on her butthole to try and get that last little bit of penetration in before its sealed dry shut, and it works for a second, before you pass out in the passenger seat. Then you wake up in the morning and piss heineken out your inflamed infected penis hole, and its not an STD.

I stuck my penis in a girls anus yesterday with the help of some skunky beer and now I have a Heinekurine infection. Its stinks.

by vegamite spread. July 20, 2012

Heiner

A mildly offensive insult, popular in the US Midwest. Interchangeable with any of thousands of other generic insults like dillhole or asshat.

"Joe keeps hanging around drinking all my beer and asking to borrow money. What a heiner."

by CabronDeOz July 4, 2009

Heine

1. Short for Heineken beer. An example of which can be found in the introductory lyrics to Weezer's "Say It Ain't So". 2. Another word for ass.

1. Honey, grab me a Heine from the icebox then cook me up some dinner. 2. After grabbing the brew from the icebox instead of dinner how about giving me a little Heine?

by Roland819 December 7, 2006

Heinekeg

The limited time five liter kegs offered by Heineken. Filled with approximately 19.7 regular glasses of beer. Though it claims to last 30 days after the first glass, if you leave it anywhere close to that the beer tastes like metal.

"Is that Heineken? In a Heinekeg?"

"Once you tap the Heinekeg, you finish the Heinekeg."

"Heinekeg, motherfuckers!"

by BriVal December 9, 2008