person 1 : omg. my 60 year old father is dating a 20 year old.
person 2 : does that makes them a pedophile or a cougar?
person 1 : neither. it makes him a hefner.
person 2 : LOLOL.
person 2 : does that makes them a pedophile or a cougar?
person 1 : neither. it makes him a hefner.
person 2 : LOLOL.
by hellyesimcool July 30, 2009
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by pelimies January 27, 2005
Get the hugh hefner mug.The most amazing friend anyone could ever ask for. A Helyn is often very loud and needs lots of attention at all times. Helyns also love to make people laugh they love to see people’s smiles. She always tries to be kind to everyone and often does not get along well with anyone with the name of Nolan.
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Get the helyn mug.The secondary language used in Northeastern Pennsylvania, using quick uneducated-like words to talk about anything.
"Bob had to brush up on his heynabonics before visiting Northeastern PA."
How heynabonics may be used..
When ordering Perogies and Hot Dogs from a church bizzaar:
"Hey gimme couple two tree a dem-der perogies, and maybe one-a-doze hoddags."
When asking if the perogies were good:
"Hey dem-der perogies good, heyna?"
When you go to ask your friend if he's eaten:
You: Jeet Yet?
Him: No, Joo?
When giving directions:
"Well first yous gonna go tru a couple two tree lights, den yous gonna take a left. Then you'll be in soyahville. Go up dem der interstate and youse'll get ta scranin'."
When your teacher tells you sit down:
"Johhny! Go siddown' on your doopa!"
How heynabonics may be used..
When ordering Perogies and Hot Dogs from a church bizzaar:
"Hey gimme couple two tree a dem-der perogies, and maybe one-a-doze hoddags."
When asking if the perogies were good:
"Hey dem-der perogies good, heyna?"
When you go to ask your friend if he's eaten:
You: Jeet Yet?
Him: No, Joo?
When giving directions:
"Well first yous gonna go tru a couple two tree lights, den yous gonna take a left. Then you'll be in soyahville. Go up dem der interstate and youse'll get ta scranin'."
When your teacher tells you sit down:
"Johhny! Go siddown' on your doopa!"
by ssavoy December 15, 2007
Get the heynabonics mug.a snitch, someone who tells the police of the illegal activities of another person with sole purpose of getting them out of trouble.
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