Blu Hefner

a snitch, someone who tells the police of the illegal activities of another person with sole purpose of getting them out of trouble.

You see that blu hefner over there, he got me 5 years in da county.

by Midwest gangsta April 9, 2009

Hugh Hefner

Dude who invented playboy magazine.

by Anonymous August 9, 2003

mother heffer

1. Fat Bitch
2. A woman whos eating has no limitations.

Tommy: Mommy that lady's ass keeps growing!
Mom: Leave the mother heffer alone shes too ugly to have sex!

by ThePatriot March 29, 2004

Hugh Hefner

The creator of Playboy and the luckiest man alive.

Man that old guy named Hugh Hefner is like 90 and is getting more sex than a porn star.

by giggaty giggaty March 29, 2012

Heffernan Syndrome

A phenomenon common to TV sitcoms and commercials, but occasionally occuring in real life wherein an overweight or otherwise unattractive male seems to have obtained a mate of much greater attractivesness. The syndrome is named for the character "Doug Heffernan" from the TV series "King of Queens", but is also visible in other shows such as "Seinfeld" and "(most especially) "The Drew Carey Show".

Did you see that couple? It was a classic case of Heffernan Syndrome!

also acceptable:

That dude is such a Heffernan; she's too good for him!

by Michael Patrick February 15, 2006

Hefner

A song created my Tana Mongeau. Released in the United States on November 6th, 2017.

Did you hear Tana Mongeaus new song Hefner? It features Bella Thorne in the music video!

by @neverbehailey November 6, 2017

Heffern

An ancient clan of Vampires decended from Ireland. They can be incredibly beautiful and horrifyingly ugly.

"Dude did you hear about Billy?"

"Yea man, he totally got bit by a Heffern last night."

by Lamia{Disgrace} August 7, 2008