heeze

Hashish, commonly accompanied by an OCB slim and tobacco creating what is known as a Heezer.

Allan: Hey bro, do you have any heeze on you?

Jon: Yeah man I just copped a three five (3.5g) yesterday from my boy.
Allan: Nice dude, is it bubble?
Jon: Nah man it's Moroccan gold, like the good old days, remember?

Allan: Sick bro I brought some papes (papers), let's make a proper Heezer.
Jon: Nice bro I'm gonna roll it though, haha.

by Coco Prénom April 23, 2019

heemed up

To be "about that life", muscular, or a ride or die

"Aye, you heemed up?"
"Yeaa im like that!"

by sh3luvr3y February 15, 2022

Fell heezes over

Used if you don't have the balls to say, "Hell freezes over". Also it can be used on fora or BBSs when the onboard censor nukes the word Hell.

Snow in Houston? When Fell heezes over!

by Telephony December 11, 2017

heezelbee x-tee cee

result of talking while drunk/super tired; could also be a nickname for a hot bitch!; x tee cee is the name of a shot

"heezelbee in new york" "what are you up to you heezelbee x-tee cee?" " i want an x tee cee shot!"

by jenlindsmar September 4, 2008

Heened

1. To "Heen" someone, or to get "Heened" is to be waiting on someone and the person you are waiting on finds time, and a place to take a power nap. This usually happens at the absolute worst possible time, and more often than not, an almost unbelievable location.

2. A version of getting "Had", except dealing with time.

3. The ultimate insult to a person's patience.

Little did I know that while I was having a panic attack waiting for him to get out of the shower, he had piled some towels up around the toilet and was taking a nap while running the water so it would sound like he was in the shower. I've been "Heened".

He told me that he was right around the corner, so I'll wait for him here in this bad neighborhood. He'll be here in 2 minutes. (2 hours later he calls and says he isn't going to make it, and not to wait up) You've been "Heened".

by Slowheen May 15, 2011

heeled

When you get snitched out by a fucking friend.

Dude you just got heeled.

by kikitydk September 28, 2007

high-heeled groin

A high-heeled groin is when a man gets kicked so hard in his schlong-arena that the high-heeled shoe of his assailant may be left behind. This results in a protruding heel which gives the appearance of having a groin which could work as an additional foot.

"Do you have a high-heeled groin or are you just pleased to see me?"
"I really shouldn't have said she looked fat in that dress, I think I have a high-heeled groin after last night."

by JellySnake February 10, 2014