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A health company in Logan and Mingo County West Virginia where the Director of Finance Mrs. Cook has a horrendous case of black nasty charred diseased smokers lungs 🫁 fighting left and right against a insidious nicotine addiction. Also seen smoking a cigarette at a drive thru at a local fast food restaurant parking lot close to a local Walmart.
Douglas: Do you know of anyone round these West Virginia redneck parts who has smokers lungs? I’m dying for a cigarette.

Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)
by OrangeSoda75 November 19, 2023
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Bridges Consumer Healthcare

deliver outsized results by stimulating brand growth through expanded product access and consumer centric marketing programs that promote discovery and trial of our portfolio of high quality, innovative products
Bridges Consumer Healthcare is dedicated to finding better self-care solutions for managing day-to-day health and personal care issues that impact the lives of consumers and their families.
by SPrice1980 June 2, 2023
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Free healthcare

Somthing that Americans don't have because the American government is evil. And I'm pretty sure you have to pay, even if the treatment doesn't work. You're literally encoraging doctors to not be very good doctors.
Me:"Man, I love free healthcare"
American:"What's that?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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the #1 privately-held over-the-counter (OTC) healthcare manufacturer in the United States.
Foundation Consumer Healthcare was created with the goal of building a comprehensive portfolio of over-the-counter health and wellness brands,
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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WellSpring Consumer Healthcare

a privately held company focused on the development, manufacturing and marketing of consumer healthcare products
WellSpring Consumer Healthcare, a developer and marketer of leading over-the-counter and personal care brands, today announced the acquisition of a portfolio of well-recognized and trusted over-the-counter (OTC) skin care brands from Bayer AG
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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Fighting for my healthcare

No. You are fighting for the healthcare of Kierkegaard's abstract phantom.
Hym "Fighting for my healthcare? I am not Kierkegaard's abstract phantom. I am the creator of AI. You need to credit me for doing that and pay me for that and the fact you are trying to leave me to dying with you abscond with the byproduct of my mind. You didn't have to figure out how to make AI and you didn't have to sit there with too much fluid in your brainz... So I should have to do what YOU do. Everyone does need to have healthcare for me to get healthcare. If you were crediting and paying me I could just have the healthcare now and I wouldn't have to wait for you to win a fight that no one has ever been able to win. You've literally NEVER WON... And now I have to sit here and die because if you can win then I don't need healthcare immediately. And I'm still not accepting any conditions. You still just credit and pay me and then fuck right off into the sunset because IF THE FUTURE IS BRIGHT... It is BECAUSE and ONLY BECAUSE... I AM THE RADIANT DAWN... Warming that little shit-filled cranium of yours."
by Hym Iam March 21, 2025
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