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american healthcare

Literally does not exist. At all. The word itself means something that does not exist at all.
Tony: Hey what are NFTs?
Hank: American Healthcare.
Tony:Oh okay, thanks
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free healthcare

something that europeans say that make americans pass out or even die
European friend: free healthcare is a great idea !
Me:y-
American Friend: *collapses*
by cakesinacup December 19, 2021
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US Healthcare Insurance

Expensive Healthcare discount which can only be applied if the deliberately confusing insurance policy say so.
The US Healthcare Insurance plan that Greg had does not apply to his eye surgery and the 100% co-insurance policy states that he had to pay all of it anyway.
by deepintheass June 23, 2023
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Free healthcare

Somthing that Americans don't have because the American government is evil. And I'm pretty sure you have to pay, even if the treatment doesn't work. You're literally encoraging doctors to not be very good doctors.
Me:"Man, I love free healthcare"
American:"What's that?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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American Healthcare

See also: College, Taxes, Nonexistant, expensive
Bob lives in Britain, he always says to be careful in my war video games, the soldiers can't afford or find American Healthcare.
by anonymous February 13, 2024
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American Healthcare

The most expensive shit on planet earth.

No amount of money can survive this monster.
American Healthcare has me on the streets.

American Healthcare made me sell everything I owned because of a broken toenail.
by Hozedron May 9, 2024
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