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A health company in Logan and Mingo County West Virginia where the Director of Finance Mrs. Cook has a horrendous case of black nasty charred diseased smokers lungs 🫁 fighting left and right against a insidious nicotine addiction. Also seen smoking a cigarette at a drive thru at a local fast food restaurant parking lot close to a local Walmart.
Douglas: Do you know of anyone round these West Virginia redneck parts who has smokers lungs? I’m dying for a cigarette.

Peter: Yeah do you know where Mountain Laurel Integrated Healthcare is? Mrs. Cook might have one. Heard she sun got smokers lungs too. Yes-haw! (Slaps Knee)
by OrangeSoda75 November 19, 2023
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Universal Healthcare

Yeah, totally. I TOTALLY want the people condemning me to a life of servitude to live longer. That'd be great. It's not like I created AI and in doing so liberated your retard grandkids from the fate to which you are trying to condemn me or anything- Oh, wait! I did! I DID do literally that. Oh wow! That's crazy. I'm literally the savior of humanity.
Hym "Yeah, universal healthcare would be dope. Make sure they include the murdered by AI death bots insurance. It's not going to help but you know that's coming and maybe you can spend some of the payout before it's your turn to die."
by Hym Iam December 9, 2024
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WellSpring Consumer Healthcare

a privately held company focused on the development, manufacturing and marketing of consumer healthcare products
WellSpring Consumer Healthcare, a developer and marketer of leading over-the-counter and personal care brands, today announced the acquisition of a portfolio of well-recognized and trusted over-the-counter (OTC) skin care brands from Bayer AG
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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the #1 privately-held over-the-counter (OTC) healthcare manufacturer in the United States.
Foundation Consumer Healthcare was created with the goal of building a comprehensive portfolio of over-the-counter health and wellness brands,
by SPrice1980 April 27, 2023
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free healthcare

something that europeans say that make americans pass out or even die
European friend: free healthcare is a great idea !
Me:y-
American Friend: *collapses*
by cakesinacup December 19, 2021
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Free healthcare

Somthing that Americans don't have because the American government is evil. And I'm pretty sure you have to pay, even if the treatment doesn't work. You're literally encoraging doctors to not be very good doctors.
Me:"Man, I love free healthcare"
American:"What's that?"
by The Funny Skibidi Froog Man December 14, 2023
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healthcare plan

Started during the Obama campaign, which was especially focused on healthcare.
It’s jokingly used to indicate racism. A racist voter who didn’t like Obama could very plausibility say the reason for their dislike was based on disagreements with Obama’s healthcare plan.
Why did the South shift so much to Rs in 2008?
They didn’t like Obama’s healthcare plan.
by upzoner April 6, 2024
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