nigga in a headlock

When you are busting for a poo and the tip of your shit sneaks out of your anus and it looks like a nigga in a headlock. Also referred to as a "turtle head".

I was in an exam the other day, and I was busting for a poo when all of a sudden I realised that I had a nigga in a headlock.

by RateMyPoo March 19, 2017

On the deadlocks

Trying to justify of your serious or actually even justifying that you are serious

Erh dude I want that,On the Deadlocks!

by BXTCHASSNIGGA September 13, 2020

Wookie in a headlock

a rather untidy vagina

my god! yo momma looks like she has a wookie in a headlock!

by Neo December 26, 2003

headloss

When you're incensed to such an extent that your head is literally gone and all rational activity is replaced by rash, emotional decisions.

She told me she didn't love me; such headloss.

by evian the clown October 4, 2016

hendrix headlock

A woman's shamefully unkempt vaginal hair (bush) which has grown to resemble the outrageous wig of famed guitarist James "Jimi" Hendrix, as though the man was still alive and had been caught in a horrible brain squeeze between the skank's thighs.

"I ran for the hills when I went for the pussy and found a Hendrix headlock down there!"

by afterbirtha December 31, 2008

downstairs headlock

For males. The act of masturbating using the inside of your elbow. Imagine putting someone in a headlock, sliding your arm up and down on their neck to choke them. Now replace their neck with your shaft, and their head with the head of your penis.

Guy 1: Hey, what’s wrong with your back? You’ve been hunched over all day.

Guy 2: I was putting myself in a downstairs headlock last night. It’s unsatisfying and leaves you sore. I wouldn’t recommend it.

by Teats McGee January 15, 2020

squirrel in a headlock

when u put ur dick and balls in between your legs, face away from someone, and bend over. the balls look like the squirrel’s eyes popping out of its head. the act isnt complete until you yell “squirrel in a headlock!”

Dude 1: “Have you ever seen a squirrel in a headlock?”
Dude 2: “No”
*act is performed*
Dude 1: “Squirrel in a headlock!”
Dude 2: “Gross!”

by ppnoggins January 15, 2023