Haukenslush

A word or sentence that someone will find hard to believe or comprehended; Not the truth.

Jeff says: "Me and Beyonce' are getting married!
Malcolm says: Thats Haukenslush!

by Glenn F. February 1, 2008

haruki murakami

Fine Japanese author of urban magic realism. Novels such as 'Dance, Dance, Dance' and 'The Wind-Up Bird Chronicle' have made Murakami one of the most popular writers in his native country with young people. His story of young love in the 1960's 'Norwegian Wood' was a sensation when it was published in the 1980's.
Best novel (IMHO) - Sputnik Sweetheart

Selected books

Pinball
A Wild Sheep Chase
Hardboiled Wonderland And The End Of The World
Norwegian Wood
The Elephant Vanishes (Short Stories)
Dance Dance Dance
The Wind Up Bird Chronicles
South Of The Border, West Of The Sun
Sputnik Sweetheart
Underground (Non fiction)

by Miles Pieri January 7, 2004

Hazuki

A STRAIGHT UP SNACC

wow hazuki always looks so good. She’s definitely a SNACC

by B E A N O January 18, 2018

nagisa hazuki

Is a beautiful, radiant, glorious, amazing, magical and brilliant person, the most-perfect-angel and also the best character from Free! (フリー！ Furī!). NASA confirmed that if "The sun" was ever a person, it would be Nagisa Hazuki!

Nagisa Hazuki is so cute! I really wanna hug him

by froggygon November 18, 2020

Hanukka Hangover

A hangover that continues to screw you well beyond the standard time, giving you a new gift of shame each day.

Day 1 You wake up covered in vomit and urine and no recollection of the night before, hahaha good times.
Day 2 You find your credit card only to release you must have bought the city out of booze with it.
Day 3. This is the tow yard we have your vehicle down here
Day 4 Oh sweet a wonderful collage of photos have surfaced of you puking, eating a burrito with no hands, and being seduced by an swamp donkey.
Day 5. Swamp donkey tries to friend you on Facebook
Day 6. Swamp donkey shows up at you're house asking for its underwear back which you mistook for a pillow case
Day 7. Oh god is my junk supposed to be that red

Day 8. Fuck it it's the weekend it time to rinse and repeat

Oh god this hang over hand turned into a Hanukka hangover.

by COW PLOW July 8, 2012

haruki murakami

"easily accessible, yet profoundly complex."-The Virginia Quarterly Review....brilliant writer.

for haruki murakami short story enthusiasts, the elephant vanishes and vintage murakami.

by boisei December 9, 2008

Hanukwaristmas

The December holiday season, composed of Hunukkah, Kwaanza and Christmas.

"Hanukwaristmas" flows a lot better than some of those other mixed up names!

by Shelly Bozdog December 19, 2006