A hazelnutter is when a man bends over and starts shitting so the shit gets on his balls. It is often used as a flavor enhancer for the balls during sex.
No anal sex for Bob tonight because he tried to do a hazelnutter and acted like a real Triquecta about it.
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when your nut gets frozen (shrinked version) in other words, a very cold nutsack that others can bite (much like a fudgicle)
The other day, Chris N. was standing on Kellys bed, and it was a very cold night, so he opened the window. The next morning, Scott found him lying naked in his bed but at least he got to enjoy a hazelnutsicle.
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While performing anal sex with a partner, you climax inside of the recipients anus. The by-product of that of which is released is considered "hazel nut"
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