2 definitions by SmackAttack86
A hazelnutter is when a man bends over and starts shitting so the shit gets on his balls. It is often used as a flavor enhancer for the balls during sex.
No anal sex for Bob tonight because he tried to do a hazelnutter and acted like a real Triquecta about it.
by SmackAttack86 July 4, 2018
A person either being so extremely douchey that their chromosomes triple by 3. Hence the Tri in Triquecta
by SmackAttack86 May 2, 2018