Definitions by SmackAttack86

hazelnutter 

A hazelnutter is when a man bends over and starts shitting so the shit gets on his balls. It is often used as a flavor enhancer for the balls during sex.

No anal sex for Bob tonight because he tried to do a hazelnutter and acted like a real Triquecta about it.

hazelnutter by SmackAttack86 July 3, 2018

Triquecta 

A person either being so extremely douchey that their chromosomes triple by 3. Hence the Tri in Triquecta

I wouldn't hang out with this dude...he seems like a total triquecta.

Triquecta by SmackAttack86 June 1, 2018