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_.haz3lnut._ 

_.haz3lnut._ is a person who can make me smile with the simplest actions. He also named my cat fork. fork is a saint unlike pongo.
“_.haz3lnut._ is a nut
_.haz3lnut._ by benji.oiio December 28, 2021
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_.haz3lnut._ 

hazel is a person who can make me smile with the simplest actions. he also named my cat fork. he’s a saint unlike pongo.
_.haz3lnut._ is a nut
_.haz3lnut._ by benji.oiio December 28, 2021

_.haz3lnut._ 

my mother

tiktok star with 102k followers

they use any pronouns
ugh _.haz3lnut._ is soooo hotttttt
_.haz3lnut._ uses any pronouns

hazelnut 

A tattooed scrotum. Tattoo artwork on a guy's balls.
When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!
hazelnut by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005

hazelnut 

The edible nut of a hazel, having a hard smooth brown shell.
"I'll take my dry, double, soy, half-caff, with an add shot latte with a shot a hazelnut"
hazelnut by cafjosh August 10, 2007

Stark Raving Hazelnut 

A fictional Ice cream flavour mentioned in avengers infinity war

It was made by Ben and Jerry’s, names after tony stark
Yeah well I was trying to cut down on lactose but then Ben and Jerry’s named a flavour after me

Stark raving hazelnut

hazelnut steamer

A sexual act in which the two participants get in a sixty-niney position and the male participant places his nuts inside the mouth of the reciever, and then defecates all over their face.
Oh man, Khoa just gave me a hazelnut steamer last night and it smelled like taro.
hazelnut steamer by Jose Robert September 29, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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