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_.haz3lnut._ is a person who can make me smile with the simplest actions. He also named my cat fork. fork is a saint unlike pongo.
_.haz3lnut._ by benji.oiio December 28, 2021
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hazel is a person who can make me smile with the simplest actions. he also named my cat fork. he’s a saint unlike pongo.
_.haz3lnut._ by benji.oiio December 28, 2021
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hazelnut
When I took that stud home that I met at the gloryhole, I was pleasantly surprised that he had a hazelnut of a snake! Pretty fucking hot!
hazelnut by Wordmaster B January 2, 2005
Stark Raving Hazelnut
A fictional Ice cream flavour mentioned in avengers infinity war
It was made by Ben and Jerry’s, names after tony stark
It was made by Ben and Jerry’s, names after tony stark
Yeah well I was trying to cut down on lactose but then Ben and Jerry’s named a flavour after me
Stark raving hazelnut
Stark raving hazelnut
Stark Raving Hazelnut by Willeth Slatter April 10, 2019
hazelnut steamer
A sexual act in which the two participants get in a sixty-niney position and the male participant places his nuts inside the mouth of the reciever, and then defecates all over their face.
hazelnut steamer by Jose Robert September 29, 2006
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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