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Haronkadonk

Haronkadonk is a place in the universe ruled by the one and only Mike Whitney. The Haronkadonkians are a mighty race, defined by their year long season of Cricket.
I visited Haronkadonk just to watch Mike deliver a left arm fast pace bowl! What a once in a lifetime thing to witness
by BilliwBobSandwhich April 6, 2023
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Haxon

1. A person who has a very strong attraction to the Pokemon Vulpix. This fixation is so strong that the said person will engage in cybersex with an individual casting the title of said Pokemon, regardless of actual gender. Will deny any confrontation of said interaction, even when evidence such as screenshots, logs, and witnesses are present.

2. A person who, when confronted by a situation that they cannot handle, will resort to babbling incoherantly and irrelevantly, calling backup to their defense, typing in foreign language, swearing, repetition, use of the phrase "Stop contradicting yourself" out of context, banning from any electronic forum/server in which they own, or spamming. Said person cannot hold their own in acrimonious dispute, and will always resort to the tactics above as a security blanket to avoid further humiliation.

3. A person who dislikes the word Vixen.
1)
21:13:46 *** Wolf Fur Vixen giiggles as she feels Haxon's rather warm hands near her rear end "hey stop that" she laughed
21:13:50 *** Haxon continues his hand treatment and probes at her little pussy with one finger and strokes one of her six tails with one of his hands
21:13:54 Soviet Kioku: Whoah, what the fuck.
21:13:59 Soviet Kioku: I sure know when to join at the right time.
21:14:07 Soviet Kioku: First off, I'm pretty sure that Vixen guy isn't a girl. Second, take your cyber sex bullshit to PM.
21:14:15 Haxon: lol what makes you think you can tell me what to do
21:14:19 *** Wolf Fur Vixen is a girl -_-
21:14:22 Soviet Kioku: I just told you what to do, fatty. Go back to cybering with your fake internet girlfriend.
21:14:26 Wolf Fur Vixen: next thing you know he's probably going to start furbashing like he did to Lycos lol
21:14:32 Soviet Kioku: "furbashing"?
21:14:38 Haxon: Don't worry babe. I won't let him hurt you at all.
21:14:46 Soviet Kioku: Okay, no more out of you, fag. Seriously. No more out of the fake girl furry, either.
21:14:50 Haxon: lol
21:15:02 Haxon: I'll show you what happens when you start picking on me and my girl
21:15:06 Haxon: ;)
21:15:08 Admin Haxon has kicked Soviet Kioku

-Couple days later-

Haxon: lol that never happened. You guys faked that log, paid those paid to lie, and Photoshopped that screenshot. :\

2)
Person: You're an idiot. Nothing you say makes any sense.
Haxon: lol stop contradicting yourself. :\
Person: Er...what?
Haxon: I already won this flame war two years ago, due to you contradicting yourself. you must be a wombatian. :\
Person: The hell are you talking about?
Haxon: lol wombatian get new shit
Person: I'm surprised you know which way is up, with your nonsense. Did Vixen throw you into a loop?
Haxon: omg Rix halp! im in over my head! ;o
Rix: (irrelevant whining) leave haxon alone!!!!

3)
Haxon: Naruto's probably the best show on television right now.
Person: Vixen.
Haxon: omg Rix halp!
by Lumine April 13, 2008
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hawnna

The most sweetest friend anyone could have. She is bad ass but wont get in trouble. She is also beautiful!
Wow are you griends with hawnna? Good because shes all mine!
by kittygurleah21 July 20, 2016
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Hamon Ripple

ah yes hamon you must be a jojo fan if you came across this definition, well hello there , so Hamon also known as Ripple is a yellow energy equivalent to the light of the Sun achieved by one who can control there breathing, Hamon was originally created to give humans a fighting chance ageast undead beings like Vampires, Zombies, and ancient Aztec beings known as Pillar Man, which every one of these have a allergy towards the Sun some techniques for Hamon include Zoom Punch where a User dislocates the joints in there arm while punching giving the punch longer range, Hamon overdrive is a move where you strike any object or living thing and cause ripple energy to surge trough the target,life magnetism overdrive...Hamon is life energy so you can use it to magnetize any living thing, or person together and many more, hamon abilities.
Baron Zeppli hamon teacher: Listen, Jonathon just Breath and let the Hamon Ripple flow through your arm

Jonathan Joestar former hamon user : *Beathes manually* *Dislocates Arm Joints* ZooM PUnch!! (with hamon life energy flowing through the body it numbs the pain of the joints)

the GIF down below is a Hamon master Dire using a famous Hamon move Thunder Cross Split Attack this technique is both Defense AND Offense
by DerianHenry March 16, 2021
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Hason

An amazing form of the name "Jason". Can be used as a nickname, with a spanish accent. (Hey-sawn).
"Hason, what's up?" -simple. :)
by Hason G February 2, 2006
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hawn syndrom

when you get terminal headaches due to thinking too hard about hot things.
you have hawn syndrom
by akuwfiksz June 13, 2008
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Hawknoir

The utmost most AWESOME ship in all of miraculous
I ship Hawknoir
by The miraculoer December 3, 2020
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