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Hawley Dairy Queen

Fast food chain run by a phsyco-phantic man, with a tight grip on his money. Occasional sexual gatherings happen on the hour at the storage shed. Adam is a sexy beast.
Kid:Hey do you work at Hawley Dairy Queen?
Kid2:Yes, im forced to clean outside garbage cans by hand, and be forced masterbate daily(which is a plus).
Kid:Maybe Lela will get naked with some T.M.
by bobsagetkay2234 August 5, 2008
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Hawleying

1. Running away like a fucking coward.
2. Hauling ass.
That scumbag republican senator was hawleying awfully fast on January 6th.
by TheLiberalZombie July 26, 2022
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Hawleying

to run in a fearful way, at the first sign of danger
"The man who encouraged the rioters was later seen Hawleying away from them."
by ironyguy July 23, 2022
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Joe Hawley

The most attractive Tally Hall band Member UAGGHHGNFBFNGH
Me: Joe hawley isvhso jhot
Most tally hall fans: NO!! HE LIKES KIDS!!!
by 【♡Simon♡】 April 28, 2024
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Hawley

a lack of courage
Adjective. cowardly, pusillanimous, craven, dastardly mean having or showing a lack of courage. hawley implies a weak or ignoble lack of courage. a cowardly failure to stand up for principle pusillanimous suggests a contemptible lack of courage.
The insurrectionists were forced to hawley to a safe location.
by PissedOffBoomerWoman July 21, 2022
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Grandma Hawley

A fisher who also enjoys annoying grandsons by making them try on clothes. A stereotypical grandmother.
Wow, that's such a Grandma Hawley thing of you to do
by Your Mom049 November 23, 2018
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Lauren Hawley

Lauren Hawley is every confused (usually repressed emo) frat boys dream girl. Or rather a nightmare girl. She is the devil except like way hotter and not as emotionally stable. She will probably fall in love with you in a week but will be bored soon, so don't get attached. If you like adventure, juuls and doing literally anything impulsively, shes ur jam. Make sure to check in on her tho okay, cause even though she won't respond, it'll matter to her. She thick as hell too ON MY MAMA OOF
Chad: "Jesus Christ! Is that the devil?!"
Brad: "No brother...that's Lauren Hawley."
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