Hawley Dairy Queen

Fast food chain run by a phsyco-phantic man, with a tight grip on his money. Occasional sexual gatherings happen on the hour at the storage shed. Adam is a sexy beast.

Kid:Hey do you work at Hawley Dairy Queen?
Kid2:Yes, im forced to clean outside garbage cans by hand, and be forced masterbate daily(which is a plus).
Kid:Maybe Lela will get naked with some T.M.

by bobsagetkay2234 August 5, 2008

Grandma Hawley

A fisher who also enjoys annoying grandsons by making them try on clothes. A stereotypical grandmother.

Wow, that's such a Grandma Hawley thing of you to do

by Your Mom049 November 23, 2018

Lauren Hawley

Lauren Hawley is every confused (usually repressed emo) frat boys dream girl. Or rather a nightmare girl. She is the devil except like way hotter and not as emotionally stable. She will probably fall in love with you in a week but will be bored soon, so don't get attached. If you like adventure, juuls and doing literally anything impulsively, shes ur jam. Make sure to check in on her tho okay, cause even though she won't respond, it'll matter to her. She thick as hell too ON MY MAMA OOF

Chad: "Jesus Christ! Is that the devil?!"
Brad: "No brother...that's Lauren Hawley."

by yowhatupitsyoboiuhskinnypenis June 17, 2019

hawley texas

Hawley Texas is a small ass town that is literally an exit off of a highway with like 150 people living in it and everyone knows everyone and everybody is always in everyone's shit

Hawley Texas is a shit town

by Okkkkkkk666 October 7, 2017

madi hawley

Blue eyes, brown hair, braces in her final year of school but still kinda cute. Funny and is always good for a laugh. Always down for some Starbucks but hates unnecessary things. Absolutely stunning and excels at sport especially netball. All the guys at school chase her and all the girls copy her.

Guy 1: Hey look at that chick reckon she's a Madi Hawley?
Guy 2: Yes well she is the most gorgeous girl I've ever seen

by Anon1223595039504 April 1, 2020

Sarah Hawley

The most extroverted introvert you will ever meet. She is also amazing at art. She plays ultimate frisbee and is constantly injured.

Person 1: look at what Sarah Hawley did!
Person 2: yeah it'd pretty cool!

by I WAS NOT HERe AND WILL NEVER February 18, 2023

Joe Hawley

none of the docs are true, not even the one by eden and nymn. joe is innocent, he didn't do anything wrong. he's not schizophrenic, just traumatized from his fans and the s*xual abuse he endured. people really should care more about him, instead of just discarding the words he says as another "schizophasia word salad". he doesn't deserve death threats, or to be s*xually abused at a concert. he isn't the reason tally hall isn't reunited, it's the fans. treat him with respect, he deserves it.

Person 1: "omg, did you hear about what Joe Hawley did?"
Person 2: "he didn't do anything, this is bullsh*t."

by Cassidy Grey June 23, 2025