You're too stupid to have a good time!

A direct insult, a challenge to fight. A way to alienate or provoke Wesleys men.

Sorry we're closed. Then what are all these people doing here? Drinking and having a good time... Thats why we're here. You're too stupid to have a good time!

by captain poopypants November 12, 2004

Have a good

Why should we force limitations on others? Instead of saying 'Have a good day,' simply say 'Have a good.' They can have whatever kind of 'a good' they want to, and you can save yourself at least one syllable.

"I'll see you later."
"Yes, have a good."
"What?"
"I said have a good."
"Have a good what?"
"That's entirely up to you, now isn't it."
"Whatever wierdo, I'll see you later."
"Have a good."

by Jammy Kang July 25, 2007

have a good day

Pretending to care about the outcome of another person's day, and giving the appearence of hoping for it to be a good outcome.

Idiot: Keep the 5 cents change.
You: Thank you, have a good day!

by Boney Malone February 3, 2012

Shut the fuck up and have a good day

a phrase that famous YouTuber Cody Ko will say next time he sees someone bully someone else in public for not being able to game because they're a girl

I'll take all you out for being ignorant, that's a wrap so, shut the fuck up and have a good day

by W.Lua May 11, 2020

have a good one

something you say to someone you don't know at all, or you don't want to know at all.
a bull shit way to avoid talking anymore.
there's no thought put into what you actually want the person to have a good one of...

customer:"thank you"
cashier:"yup, have a good one."

by daytr1pp3rr March 30, 2009

Have a good day

seriously are you fucking joking right now? you really search for "have a good day"??
if your enemy say this to you, they probably hope you die in a car crash.
synonym: have a good one, have a good night..etc,..

me: why did this odd bitch tell me to "have a good day"?

by ɹǝʇsᴉs ǝlqɐɹopɐ ɹnoʎ ɐuuɐ January 1, 2019

Have a good one

to masturbate.

"Have a good one" being an alias for "Have a good wank", or more precisely "Go f*** yourself".

It seems that some people who are store clerks are embittered by the fact that they are store clerks and seek solace in this ambiguous flippancy.

VIP: Nice suit you are wearing eh?
Clerk: Thank you sir
VIP: Could you call me a cab?
Clerk: yes sir
VIP: good bye and have a nice day
Clerk: have a good one sir

by whateverTheHeck January 24, 2011