air hauler

Fuel-chugging pickups on the road that are, 99 percent of the time, carrying nothing in those giant beds.

There goes John in his shiny Chevy pickup air hauler which has never carried anything other than John and his girlfriend.

by allseasons69 March 30, 2009

Huserfest

(noun) Holiday falling on the 2nd Saturday after the first Sunday in December, celebrating the people who don't show up for college (husers) during which college students eat hot wings and play Super Smash Bros.

Stupid Logan is looking forward to this year's Huserfest.

by AustinDpOwers May 30, 2009

Hooky Hamser

1) When a gentleman loves his partner very much, he demonstrates his affection by warming a bowl of mashed potato to 40 degrees celsius. He then proceeds to feed the pony with a handful of aforementioned warm potato. Should this gesture be rejected, he lovingly smears potato on his fist and hook-punches her in the growler - this is also known as an Angry Hamser.

2) Sheikh Abu Hamsa al Masri (Brap)

Melvin was out in Hemel with this older chick the other night. Upon realising he actually really liked this girl, he decided to take her back to his mum's and perform a hooky hamser on her in the garden after warming the mash.

by Kevmon May 12, 2007

Haugerbathe

When two hot anime characters have hot sex on a desk with work papers still on it, still in need to be sorted, or worked upon.

"I watched Haugerbathe last night with my boyfriend"

by Gertrude Bethesda Haugerbathe August 10, 2012

humor-hauler

One who insists on carrying on with a funny concept, item, or subject to the point where it has lost all of its humorous qualities.

Nick: Dude, can you believe Julian? He's been rambling on about that punchline forever! I mean seriously, its not even funny anymore.
Courtland: I know! He's such a humor-hauler!

by XC Penguin August 8, 2010

Chicken Hauler

A Chicken Hauler is a Trucker that has many extra lights on his truck, works for less money than most other drivers and smells like pigshit.

Spray the Lysol! the Chicken Haule is here!

by Pud June 5, 2005

chicken hauler

1. Trucker-speak for an 18-wheeler with lots of lights on it.
2. Can be an 18-wheeler that actually hauls chickens.
see also chicken truck

Hey Rubber Duck, look at that Peterbilt chicken hauler coming up on your six.

by fizzle April 7, 2004