A defense to trolling, most commonly on World of Warcraft forums, that involves saying that the troll "can't stop hiding behind alts and troll on their main." Usually improperly punctuated with poor grammar.
Near perfect execution of the hatter defense:
"Is it because I have what little balls it takes to post on my main, I mean I understand the point of some trolls its either they want some anonymity, which makes no sense seeing how your in a faceless game, or they want to make you mad because you don't know their main and can't bug them"
"Is it because I have what little balls it takes to post on my main, I mean I understand the point of some trolls its either they want some anonymity, which makes no sense seeing how your in a faceless game, or they want to make you mad because you don't know their main and can't bug them"
by KalametyTheRogue April 13, 2010
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why are you so unhasty?
your pace hastening skills are dismal
if you don't hasten your pace immidately you will get a kick in the teeth
you pace is so unhastened that a sloth would overtake you
why are you so unhasty?
your pace hastening skills are dismal
if you don't hasten your pace immidately you will get a kick in the teeth
you pace is so unhastened that a sloth would overtake you
by Mac-ingston October 12, 2010
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by Omaralcoortia June 21, 2011
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Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter
Alvin: oh, the last one got stolen one night last month. hatter
by sandspit September 24, 2007
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Get the hattenin mug.Like the Bechdel Test, but for media portraying a person with a disability.
The Hatton test: Does the person with a disability exist in the media for a reason other than to glorify a non-disabled person? Are they presented as a complete person, with hopes, fears, and skills unrelated to their disability? Are they portrayed as automatically evil, or inspirational, because of their role as "other"?
The Hatton test: Does the person with a disability exist in the media for a reason other than to glorify a non-disabled person? Are they presented as a complete person, with hopes, fears, and skills unrelated to their disability? Are they portrayed as automatically evil, or inspirational, because of their role as "other"?
"Sorry Glinda, I can't go see Phantom of the Opera with you. It fails the Hatton Test, and each time I see it, I leave the theater feeling dehumanized and sad. However, I heard that Young Frankenstein is playing at that theater with the great pizza, and there's even a place I can tie up my flying monkeys outside".
by Gertrude Bell April 17, 2014
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