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The Hartman Defense

The Hartman Defense is, in general, when a person simply proclaims they have no knowledge of anything at all, therefore could not be guilty of anything, ever. Defendant simply raises their voice and shouts "I don't know nothin'". It is brilliant in it's simplicity.
Attorney: Where were you on the night of July 22nd, 2013?

Defendant: I plead The Hartman Defense.

Attorney: Please elaborate.

Defendant: I don't know nothin'!

Judge: (pounds gavel) Case dismissed.
by BUBBS January 17, 2014
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Lani Hartman

The hottest and sexyest women to exist ever I think everyone should date her because she's just that hot
"Lani hartman why are you so hot?"
"Its just who I am i can't help it"
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Dan hartman

Prolific singer songwriter and record producer popular in the 1980's. His most recognizable hit "I can dream about you" is featured in the 1984 movie"streets of fire" dan hartman passed away in 1994.way too soon!
I watched some videos of Dan Hartman the other day
Rest in peace bro!
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hannah hartman

A thick ass bitch who plays a dyke sport usually like flag football or softball. Hannah will make u laugh but she takes an overwhelming amount of thirst booty pics which can be distracting, along with her daily amount of dick necesarry to have a well balanced diet.
did you see that new girl? Yah bro she's a real Hannah Hartman.
by Hottest kid in all of florida November 22, 2017
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tom hartman

When you eat a guys ass and he farts and it comes out your nose
by Muffffffaaaassssssaaaaa April 18, 2018
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max hartman

a very famous, attractive, hot, sexy, quirky, edgy teen. has a very unique slightly seductive & sexual cigarette and 60s/70s/80s vibe. always wear heavy dark smudged eyeliner with dark mascara. practices witchcraft. is kinda weird. is an aquarius. often spotted at graveyards and abandoned churches. is not very talkative. has almost no friends. is hot.
max hartman radiates such aquarius energy but he is def a cancer rising
by badb111 June 9, 2021
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lani hartman

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