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Ava Hartman

a chicago teen with the biggest heart. has been through hell and back and still is gorgeous. she is always there for u and if she is in your life you are very lucky
kid 1: do you know ava hartman?
kid 2: of course! isn’t she the best!
kid 1: yeah i love her!
by fuck a school December 23, 2018
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The Hartman Defense

The Hartman Defense is, in general, when a person simply proclaims they have no knowledge of anything at all, therefore could not be guilty of anything, ever. Defendant simply raises their voice and shouts "I don't know nothin'". It is brilliant in it's simplicity.
Attorney: Where were you on the night of July 22nd, 2013?

Defendant: I plead The Hartman Defense.

Attorney: Please elaborate.

Defendant: I don't know nothin'!

Judge: (pounds gavel) Case dismissed.
by BUBBS January 17, 2014
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Hartman

A total disappointment no matter what they try to do, fails at everything in life. Usually fat and has a gamer dad. Enjoys sports but isn’t particularly good at them. (Typically gay)
by Fiire boy November 11, 2019
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The Haley Hartman Effect

A borderline delusional method of manifestation that is unknowingly used & only works because Haley Hartman full heartedly believes it is real & therefore it is.
Everyone: how did you even pull that off?
Haley : The Haley Hartman Effect
by I.think.itz.fine April 23, 2023
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hannah hartman

A thick ass bitch who plays a dyke sport usually like flag football or softball. Hannah will make u laugh but she takes an overwhelming amount of thirst booty pics which can be distracting, along with her daily amount of dick necesarry to have a well balanced diet.
did you see that new girl? Yah bro she's a real Hannah Hartman.
by Hottest kid in all of florida November 22, 2017
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tom hartman

When you eat a guys ass and he farts and it comes out your nose
by Muffffffaaaassssssaaaaa April 18, 2018
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lani hartman

by KoCain March 9, 2022
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