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harpoon

For seamen the call of "Harpoon!" is a call of distress when a particularly dangerous sea monster is approaching their vessel. In modern culture this is used by young males to communicate their concern for an inebriated friend being attracted to a morbidly obese or outrageously unattractive female or transvestite.
Travis: "Yo Aaron check out that chick Rick is dancing with."
Aaron: "Oh shit! Harpoon! Harpoon!"
by NINJAAAAA April 23, 2009
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man the harpoons

This phrase is also used exclaimed whenever a fat chick walks into the internets.
*op posts fat chick* "hay guise this is my gf. does u lieks her?

everyone: MAN THE HARPOONS
by killer of lulz February 23, 2009
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harpoon the whale

To have sex with a fat girl. Sometimes they are sweaty but always have blubber and a blow hole. Fat girls are just so grateful.
Jesus, did Nik harpoon the whale last night. She was so fat after he shot his bolt he had to roll over twice to get off her.
by The Strut October 12, 2004
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harpooned

It means the exact same as pwn3d, but you add the har- for emphasis and ownage..
Wow, you just got beat up by a fat kid.. You got harpooned.
by Christ101 April 27, 2010
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poon harpoon

Penis. Literally means a harpoon used to stab vaginas or "poon-tang".
"Man, my poon harpoon is so hard and ready... I'm about to spunk!"
by Liam Wallbanger May 16, 2006
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slippery harpoon

The sex act of lubbing up the penis and attempting to shove it into any and every orifice of your partner's body.
Jack went nuts at the party and attempted a slippery harpoon on Jane and all her friends.
by Diso Stick 65 April 27, 2010
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Harpoontang

Harpoontang; Verb; Latin in origin;
1) To hunt down the sloppiest, drunkest, and largest fat chick at a bar
2) To meaninglessly stalk a "BBW" in hopes of getting blackmail nudes, or a way to blind ones self.
"Oh DEAR GOD MIKE! I can't believe you tried to harpoontang that chick. I swear to god her rolls were 3 times the size of her tits. How the hell did you get her off her Rascal/other kind of scooter, to do the shagnasty with her?"
by ThoroZaine October 9, 2009
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