Harpoon

A term often used for, when a piece of garlic has fallen on the floor and you step on it but your parents usual dry cleaner lady’s cat has died and instead of getting it cremated, they just shoved it in there oven for 567 degrees Celsius.

Omg Jenny did you hear about Joehanus’s Harpoon Incident?

by bussylicker647 May 7, 2021

Harpoon

A belly button ring on a fat girl also known as a harpoon

Joe: Yo did you see that fat girl with a belly button piercing it was nasty!

Bob: That wasn't a belly button piercing that was a harpoon.

Joe: No wonder whaling is illegal.

by Carabao July 8, 2010

Harpoon

Harpoon: Discreet Codename for an extremely Fat ugly Woman.

T: Look at that Fat Ass.
J: That Harpoon is soo fat it would take a Harpoon to kill that whale.

by TROD August 8, 2005

Harpoon

During sex when ur jizzing on a girls face u poke her in the eye with ur penis.

Last night i gave madison a harpoon shes alright though

by Harrtmonkey111 May 24, 2011

Harpoons

Many overweight people.

Oh noez!11!!!1! The Harpoons!

by xbadwolfx October 8, 2008

harpoon

The act of punching a hole in ones pocket to allow frequent masturbation in public places.

"That guys tim, I heard he harpooned his pockets"
"Yeah I thought he was a tosser"

by Serious Sam June 26, 2004

harpooning

the act of having sex while one of the fornicators plays the harp, the ultimate in erotic classiness

We were harpooning when her father walked in, he was proud that the harp lessons paid off...

by BGOFTACH March 7, 2010