Harpooning

A game played at a nightclub where a group of guys competes to pick up the biggest girl at the bar

While doing some Whale Watching and harpooning at the club with the boys, I set my eyes on the prize:

Get your harpoons out boys, I’m about to land a 600 pounder

by Denna123 January 15, 2022

Harpoon

A belly button ring on a fat girl also known as a harpoon

Joe: Yo did you see that fat girl with a belly button piercing it was nasty!

Bob: That wasn't a belly button piercing that was a harpoon.

Joe: No wonder whaling is illegal.

by Carabao July 8, 2010

Harpoon

Harpoon: Discreet Codename for an extremely Fat ugly Woman.

T: Look at that Fat Ass.
J: That Harpoon is soo fat it would take a Harpoon to kill that whale.

by TROD August 8, 2005

Harpoon

During sex when ur jizzing on a girls face u poke her in the eye with ur penis.

Last night i gave madison a harpoon shes alright though

by Harrtmonkey111 May 24, 2011

Harpoons

Many overweight people.

Oh noez!11!!!1! The Harpoons!

by xbadwolfx October 8, 2008

harpoon

The act of punching a hole in ones pocket to allow frequent masturbation in public places.

"That guys tim, I heard he harpooned his pockets"
"Yeah I thought he was a tosser"

by Serious Sam June 26, 2004

harpooning

the act of having sex while one of the fornicators plays the harp, the ultimate in erotic classiness

We were harpooning when her father walked in, he was proud that the harp lessons paid off...

by BGOFTACH March 7, 2010