Hark, I hear postil shits!

The shitfaced stage actor’s delivery of the line: “Hark, I hear pistol shots!”

Well you sad motherfuckers who’ve paid good money to see me perform tonight, “Hark, I hear postil shits!”

by Dr Bunnygirl October 6, 2020

Hark Back

Recall the past; refer to the original form of something; be reminiscent of the olden days

Remontar/Relembrar (PT)

This article "Hark back" to some ideas expressed earlier.
*is Harking back

by McPBr February 16, 2012

hark the shark

a girl who always has a lad on the go

sazmac: "amie your such a hark the shark"

by Sazmac February 22, 2007

hark the shark

a girl who always has a lad on the go

Sazmac: "You are such a hark the shark"

by Sazmac July 20, 2008

hark it

Shut your whore mouth!

Hark it woman.

by Polygamist12 April 12, 2014

Hark me

Whoever says this is either a posh retard or someone who is stupid, just ignore the assholes. It does mean honour me though.

James: Hark me
Jack: Fuck off you cunnilingus

by Jameswentupthehill December 19, 2009

Hark the Harold

To Hark the Harold is to masturbate with a very dry poinsettia leaf, which may cause extreme discomfort and Ray Charles's eye death type blindness.

Raymond - Dude, I'm so fucking blind!!!

Chuck - I thought you had your diabetes under control.

Raymond - I do, but I tried to Hark the Harold and now just feel so incredibly fucking blind!

by itsnotJim December 7, 2010