natural aristocrat
natural aristocrat by Dyke and ike July 8, 2014
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his joke almost always has these elements—alternative versions may change this form.
Setup: A family act (or a representative, usually the male head of household) goes in to see a talent agent about booking their act. The agent asks what their act consists of.
Act: If the whole family is present, the act is performed for the agent; otherwise it is described, in as much detail as the teller prefers, typically ad lib. Traditionally, the description is tasteless and ribald. The goal is to significantly transgress social norms. Taboo acts such as racism, animal cruelty, incest, rape, child sexual abuse, coprophilia, coprophagia, bestiality, necrophilia, cannibalism, and murder are common themes.
Punch line: The shocked (or intrigued) agent asks what the act is called, and the proud answer (sometimes delivered with a flourish) is: "The Aristocrats!" Some versions have the agent then asking, "So – Is that all ya' got?"
Setup: A family act (or a representative, usually the male head of household) goes in to see a talent agent about booking their act. The agent asks what their act consists of.
Act: If the whole family is present, the act is performed for the agent; otherwise it is described, in as much detail as the teller prefers, typically ad lib. Traditionally, the description is tasteless and ribald. The goal is to significantly transgress social norms. Taboo acts such as racism, animal cruelty, incest, rape, child sexual abuse, coprophilia, coprophagia, bestiality, necrophilia, cannibalism, and murder are common themes.
Punch line: The shocked (or intrigued) agent asks what the act is called, and the proud answer (sometimes delivered with a flourish) is: "The Aristocrats!" Some versions have the agent then asking, "So – Is that all ya' got?"
aristocrat by @mrkulci December 15, 2020
aristocratic
adjective
1.
of or relating to government by an aristocracy.
2.
belonging to or favoring the aristocracy.
3.
characteristic of an aristocrat; having the manners, values, or qualities associated with the aristocracy:
aristocratic bearing; aristocratic snobbishness.
4.
elegant or stylish in appearance and behavior
1.
of or relating to government by an aristocracy.
2.
belonging to or favoring the aristocracy.
3.
characteristic of an aristocrat; having the manners, values, or qualities associated with the aristocracy:
aristocratic bearing; aristocratic snobbishness.
4.
elegant or stylish in appearance and behavior
While agate could likely be acquired much more cheaply, aristocratic Romans were serious about their agate.
aristocratic by Neruats December 29, 2016
Aristocrat
The Word Aristocrat - Aristocrats Is Coming from the greek word Αριστοκρατια or Αριστοκρατης Is for people who makes a high class life, with a few words for those who have a lot of money with high class cars, jewelry, or kings & princesses, and sometimes for some who are government executives, but it is not necessary for all
This man is Aristocrat in greek Αριστοκρατης He spends a lot of money with expensive cars night life and expensive crafts & ships
Aristocrat by OGfunk June 15, 2018
aristocraticide
When commoners kill members of the aristocracy, aka the elite, the richest people in society who hoard wealth while others starve.
aristocraticide by Nocturnalforestmaiden November 7, 2021
histocrat
Lulu: I’m a histocrat…..biiiiitttchhhhhhh
Innocent bystander: What?
Lulu: I love history dumbass
Innocent bystander: Ohh?? I didn’t know what was a thing
Lulu: It is now…..biiiiiiiitchhhhh
Innocent bystander: What?
Lulu: I love history dumbass
Innocent bystander: Ohh?? I didn’t know what was a thing
Lulu: It is now…..biiiiiiiitchhhhh
histocrat by Luluthehistocrat May 14, 2022