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harder than Chinese calculus

A phrase used to describe an extremely difficult task or how hard an object is. The inference is that calculus is difficult by itself and in Chinese, a seemly nonsense language compared to English, it is extremely hard. Etymology: Midwest slang.
That girl is so hot, she makes my dick harder than Chinese calculus.

My grandpa said "trying to program my VCR is harder than Chinese calculus."
by Chris4444 January 9, 2012
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Five Hargreeves

Five is the best of course, he doesnt think hes better than number one, he knows he is. He is the best of all because he is good looking af.
I dont think im better than you number one, i KNOW i am. Delores please. Delores i missed you. The apocalypse is happening in 7 days and i have no idea how to stop it. -five hargreeves
by Your_Dictionary April 14, 2019
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Quinton: Damn, check out that nice set of natty hangers on that broad!

Carl: Shit those are some nice hangers.
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Luther Hargreeves

The first child in the Umbrella Academy who was sent to the moon by his dad for no reason. He is also half monkey and likes Allison (who is number 3 in Umbrella Academy)
Luther Hargreeves won’t stop talking about the moon
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Hanger Queen

an aircraft that spends too much time getting repaired in the hanger it never actually is operational/flight ready.
pull the part off the hanger queen......it ain't gonna fly no way....
by Sgt. Spin Dr. February 27, 2009
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dairy hangers

That old slag loves blokes looking at her Dairy Hangers
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