Door Handling

Door handling is the act of inserting ones penis into their own vagina or anus, obviously partaken by hermaphrodites with both sets of genitals... Or weird motherfuckers.

Sam was bored lonely and horny so she/he decided to door handle her/himself.
Soon after, John caught Sam Door Handling and committed suicide...

by Motherfucker993 February 11, 2014

Haslingden

Haslingden is a town in north west England filled with nonces, drug dealers and drugies and underage drinkers.
Haslingden is indefinitely a great place to live.

Jack "Haslingden is shit"
Mat "you're right"

by anonymous November 17, 2020

Handling That Business

Used as a phrase to describe a road team in any sport winning a game in the opposing teams’ stadium.

The Michigan Wolverines are currently handling that business against Ohio State at Buckeye stadium.

by MARCISMS November 23, 2018

Wiener Hassling

The act of violently urging someone to examine your "wiener" (penis), and give you a detailed report.

Dude, earlier on, i was in Starbucks when an old man pulled down his pants and started Wiener Hassling me. He said, "WHAT DO YOU THINK OF MY WIENER!!!"

by Wiener dude August 16, 2009

man handling

The unauthorized handling of another.

Peach was man handling me as he dragged me from room to room in ventrilo without my consent.

by yewWishyewKnew February 9, 2014

Hansing

A variation on planking in which a person is pictured looking to their right with a blank look on their face making an upside-down diamond with their hands. This action is named for Hans Thompson who announces on HDNet Fights and uses this pose pretty much constantly when on camera.

A group of Hooters waitresses was seen Hansing for the camera.

by Alanbly January 8, 2012

Hansing

To be completely obsessed with oneself. To be egocentric.
To feel like the world is revolving around you.

The most popular boy in school loved hansing, or believing that all the girls in school liked him.

by toweltowel April 10, 2012