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Ewan Hanley

The biggest bender you will ever meet. He is always egotistical and brags about the size of his cock all the time
that guy is such an Ewan Hanley
by bob marely-09876543 June 19, 2019
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Hanley

Hanley is a person who is always very kind and loving to all of their friends. They might seem smart, but might just be a little dumb at math. They never reject kindness and friends when they have a choice. They are awsome
Hanley is a super awsome person!
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hanley banks

hanley the littlest boy in the class and that is 11
by hanley banks October 26, 2020
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drake hanley

hottest guy there is. he won’t let me pop his pimples. he kind of sucks but i love him
by eppeepepepee November 15, 2021
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chris hanley

Chris is a kind Italian guy, who likes to flex his pecks. He is caring and makes a great farther. But Chris lacks in common sense and logic. But makes up for this with his sense of humour.
by Yorkshiregrumpy18 November 23, 2021
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Hanley Freeze

A spicy milkshake that was made by Hec Hanley. A Hanley Freeze is most commonly made of mint chocolate chip ice cream, V8 vegetable juice, and Mt. Dew Code Red. This is one of Hec's favorite drinks. If you want something creamy, but with a sweet and tangy kick, try a Hanley Freeze - one taste and you'll be Hanley'd!
Hec: Hey Bryant, you thirsty? You want a Hanley Freeze?

Bryant: Sure! But what's in a Hanley Freeze?

Hec: Oh, its great! All it is is mint chocolate chip ice cream, Mt. Dew Code Red, with V8 juice thrown in it for spicy. Its delicious, honey. Here, I'll make you one. (He makes a Hanley Freeze)

Beatrice: What's that? Is that some sort of crazy cocktail drink?

Bryant: Yes! Its a Hanley Freeze. You'll love it. Here you go, Gunny Granny. Knock that back, see what you think. (Beatrice tastes the drink)

Beatrice: Wowee! The creamy coolness of mint, the sweet red tang of the cherry, plus the spicy burn of vegetables. This would be a hit if we sold it.

Hec: Did I do good? Is the Hanley Freeze the bomb? (Everyone starts slapping high fives)

Bryant: Hanley Freeze - the ultimate in cold and oldies!
by Dusty's Baby Powder July 18, 2011
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Liam Hanley

a looser that has a small penis and thinks hes good at everything but in reality he is a faggot he also likes men so he enjoys penis's up his ass and in his mouth
by Child poverty is bad October 24, 2018
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