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Hanley Freeze

A spicy milkshake that was made by Hec Hanley. A Hanley Freeze is most commonly made of mint chocolate chip ice cream, V8 vegetable juice, and Mt. Dew Code Red. This is one of Hec's favorite drinks. If you want something creamy, but with a sweet and tangy kick, try a Hanley Freeze - one taste and you'll be Hanley'd!
Hec: Hey Bryant, you thirsty? You want a Hanley Freeze?

Bryant: Sure! But what's in a Hanley Freeze?

Hec: Oh, its great! All it is is mint chocolate chip ice cream, Mt. Dew Code Red, with V8 juice thrown in it for spicy. Its delicious, honey. Here, I'll make you one. (He makes a Hanley Freeze)

Beatrice: What's that? Is that some sort of crazy cocktail drink?

Bryant: Yes! Its a Hanley Freeze. You'll love it. Here you go, Gunny Granny. Knock that back, see what you think. (Beatrice tastes the drink)

Beatrice: Wowee! The creamy coolness of mint, the sweet red tang of the cherry, plus the spicy burn of vegetables. This would be a hit if we sold it.

Hec: Did I do good? Is the Hanley Freeze the bomb? (Everyone starts slapping high fives)

Bryant: Hanley Freeze - the ultimate in cold and oldies!
by Dusty's Baby Powder July 18, 2011
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Framing Hanley

Third best band. Right up on the podium with Breaking Benjamin in 2nd place and the Beatles in 1st.
Framing Hanley is a three-member (used to be five at their peak) rock band from Tennessee formed in 2005.
Someone out there in the whole wide world: "Hey, what do you think about Framing Hanley?"
me: "better than Paris Hilton at least"
Urban Dictionary: "👍"
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Hanley

Hanley is a person who is always very kind and loving to all of their friends. They might seem smart, but might just be a little dumb at math. They never reject kindness and friends when they have a choice. They are awsome
Hanley is a super awsome person!
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drake hanley

hottest guy there is. he won’t let me pop his pimples. he kind of sucks but i love him
by eppeepepepee November 15, 2021
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hanley

hanley is the actual most nicest person in the world. she is sweet to anyone and everyone no matter who you are. she has beautiful dark brown curls with emerald green eyes. she does not have vagina breath and is so beautifully pretty. she is so outgoing and the bestest friend of all! she likes to eat and shares with her friends (including me !) if you have a hanley never let her go because she is the treasure in a treasure chest 💞
hanley is so beautiful today !

yeah she’s a really good friend !
by kennerthesigma August 21, 2024
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national Hanley Day

National Hanley day is June 2nd.
This is HANLEY’s special day, so go find your Hanley and wish her happy Hanley day!
Me: Hey Hanley!
Her: what girly??
Me: Happy National Hanley Day!
by Jaeeeeeeeeeeeeee29999 March 6, 2025
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chris hanley

Chris is a kind Italian guy, who likes to flex his pecks. He is caring and makes a great farther. But Chris lacks in common sense and logic. But makes up for this with his sense of humour.
by Yorkshiregrumpy18 November 23, 2021
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