Cleveland Handpress

When someone goes to a public restroom and puts their hand on the wall while using the restroom and spreads their feel past shoulder width apart.

When I went to the restroom, I had to use the Cleveland handpress since I was so drunk.

by seunsmore April 3, 2011

Handsies

an extremly saccharine version of asking someone to hold hands together

"Hey Jason, give me handsies"

by loquacious81 March 5, 2007

handpix

Someone who is dereft of all value and inane.

Michael sure is a handpix.

by Michael Hendricks January 6, 2004

handpicker

A filthy excuse for a human who will target people and approach them giving a sob story how they need money for a phone call, train fare home etc.

We call these handpickers because they would rather pick the change out of your hand than sit and beg like the more honest beggars if there is such a thing.

Filthy Handpicker was harassing me today giving me some sob story about how he can't get home.

by HonestChap September 5, 2014

Handpillow

When you have no pillow so your hand makes due.

I was so hammered last night i slept on the floor, now my neck is killing me from handpillow!

by johhny_appleseed July 9, 2015

Handxiety

The anxiety that comes from knowing deep down that you're not a hand model and the feeling of apprehension to post any hand related photos to Instagram involving your awkward regular person hands...

I want to post this to the 'gram but I have such Handxiety about it

by Hand Issues September 1, 2017

Hand pie

When you creampie a girl, and then furiously fist her.

Dude, I totally gave Vanessa a hand pie last night. My hand was so slimy after...

by TrekNoob3179 October 16, 2019