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gipping and handling

Derisive/resentful term which refers to the perceived act of swindling someone out of money through the misuse/abuse of postage-fees as a sneaky way of making excessive profit or otherwise "coming out further ahead" than is fair. Usually accomplished in two "opposite" ways, either by:

(1) a money-hungry mail-order company's charging excessive postage-rates as compared to the company's actual cost to ship merchandise (such as charging s&h merely based on the order's monetary total instead of the actual merchandise-weight, or claiming that the shipping-weight of a few rubber bands or a matchbook-sized pack of film-splicing-tabs has a shipping-weight of one pound, when any blockhead would know that they could just stuff the feather-light items into an ordinary letter-size paper envelope), especially with the bulk-rate/volume-discount postage deals that big corporations typically get from their shipping-services, or
(2) a stingy/disgruntled customer's purposely sending less funds for postage than the company specifies, with the smirky idea that the company will not want to risk offending the customer and causing him to cancel his entire order --- and then probably take his future business elsewhere --- by their whiningly contacting the customer or returning his order to ask for more funds.
The "gipping and handling" strategy can be a highly effective/successful countermeasure to use when ordering from companies that charge exorbitant postage-fees merely in an attempt to make additional "free 'n' clear profit" from unused postage-funds. What you do is draw up a fairly "large" order --- i.e., one that involves maybe fifty bucks or more (either by ordering one or more expensive items or a bulk-purchase of cheaper items, so that it totals a sizable amount), and thus will be sufficiently "tempting" to the company to make them reluctant to risk "losing" the order by upsetting you in any way. Then you just "accidentally on-purpose" neglect to use the company's "official" printed order-form that came with their catalogue --- you instead just use ordinary lined paper of your own to write out the order, and so your order-sheet no longer contains the company's shipping-rates chart, allowing you to simply write in your **own postage amount** after the subtotal! Oh, sure --- the company is probably gonna include a "debit memo" notation at the bottom of your invoice when they ship your order, but that's of no concern of yours at that point, since --- ha ha ha! --- you already have your merchandise, and so you can simply ignore their blubbery request! Awwww.... you greedy fat-cat CEOs didn't get your extra profits from **me**, the way you do from all of your other "sucker" customers --- too bad, so sad!!
by QuacksO November 22, 2017
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Ripping and Handling Fee

When passing a vape or smoking apparatus around the crew, rips are allowed to any person handling said vape or apparatus in the process of moving it from one person to another. Said tax is called the ripping and handling fee.
Kelly: Pass me Elizabeth Suorin
Ryan passes Suorin to Henry to hand to Kelly
Henry: I’m gonna take a ripping and handling fee
by huyrealcool November 19, 2019
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Dick handling

Being out somewhere you have no business, bullshiting around. Running the streets.
She's out everynight dick handling.
by MN Finest April 3, 2007
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double handling

redoing soming over when another person put it in the wrong place. Another is dont double handle that item again.
doubling handle the same item more than once. Repeating over and over again.
by Jerry Waldrop July 21, 2003
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van-handling

Like man-handling only with a van, or min-van.
*pulling out of a tight space*
Cass: sa-WHEAT van-handling!
Cait: It was nothing mang

*CRRRASSSHHH!*
Cass: Maybe you should take a van-handling course.
Jared: I didn't think the space was this tight.
Cass: I'm not paying for this.

Anyone who can drive a van without skidding in the winter is van-handling to the fullest.
by Cassandra Sherlock July 22, 2008
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love-handling

when you put a really fat chick on her side and fuck her love handles.
shit man. that bitch must be 350 pounds. can you just picture me love-handling the shit out of her?
by jc chazez April 24, 2008
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dick handling

1) random, excessive ass kissing

2) trying to be like someone by imitation
why don't you let him do that, stop dick handling
by GraysonD May 14, 2006
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