Hancocked

To be conned, swindled, screwed over, lied to etc.

Named for the former UK Health Secretary, who engaged in multiple extremely shady backdoor deals—not just the one he was ousted for.

“I thought this bitcoin investment scheme I saw on insta was legit, but I lost seven grand. I got properly Hancocked!”

by A passer-by said June 27, 2021

Hancocked

A person or thing completely inept at their job

"England matt hancocked their performance against germany"

"Oh my god I have absolutely hancocked my tea"

"I didnt order enough PPE I'm such a matt hancock"

"Kids stop doing that before you completely matt hancock it"

"I've just done a proper matt hancock at work"

"This new watch I've just bought is matt hancocked"

by King Quarmby June 28, 2021

Hancocked

When a person gets caught cheating on camera.

Matt Hancock got caught on CCTV snogging his aide, he was hancocked

by Smokysmoldoll July 27, 2021

Hancocked

When you get caught cheating in the most embarrassing way like Matt Hancock did.

Matt Hancock got Hancocked when the sun published a video of him with his mistress

by Smokysmoldoll August 12, 2021

Hancocked

When another man takes your pistol out of your holster and slaps you with it.

B1tch, you just got Hancocked.

by RE1776 July 9, 2022

Handcocking

A sex action of stuffing ones fingers and hand into the mouth of a consenting partner.

He was handcocking my mouth because he didn’t believe me when I said I deep throat like a champ, i came instantly.

by Periosteum01 November 12, 2022

Mr handcock

Mr handcock is a hard working man who loves his friends but has a dark side.... he is extremely gay at night, like a werewolf his gay side comes out at night.

That kid chobey is a right mr handcock

by pussyclater12 May 15, 2022